jokes

[myxstar]

(A few jokes my roommate sent me)

The Whys of Men

* WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged
into a genius)

* WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)

* WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before
you make a final copy)

* WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the
lawn)