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fuck you and your over-analytical, "angst" ridden existence
stop tormenting people with your bullshit
feel the need to create drama, dwell in your created misery? fine. do it. but don't turn around and expect sympathy.
you really need to be removed from this earth. permanently.
do us a favour and open the arteries in your throat.
< /end rant >
in other news -
i was walking with this girl
and some ducks saw us coming and flew away
she gasped and said "i didn't know ducks could fly"
not only was i offended at the stupidity of this statement
but even more so at her obvious lack of viewing Mighty Ducks.
i mean, really... what a deprived existence.
only FOUR more hours of the Lard Land.
*dances in circles like a crazy in pure excitement*
though, not looking forward to being poor
if centrelink provides rent assistance
they should surely provide Scotch Assistance.
really... THAT would be looking after the wellbeing of the country.
moving on to the point of this update...
photos from the weekend
it was a fucking brilliant night
though cunt-me... i should never drink that much again
my liver hates my existence.
began the night at Gem's place...
ohhhh how they thrived the mini cookies.
spillage + a fall turned into the greatest photo of life
i choose not to discuss the following images heh
Got on the train - and there was a fucking oompa loompa. BOOYAH.
a nice fuck you to our lungs
so glad my kateh's back
sadly no teeth involved.
im totally not that tiny????
Luckiest fucking stalker of life. Hottest victim in the history of sex.
These boys are quickly becoming Shotz Regualrs *evil laugh*
At some point in the night - i acquired this red...thing.
who are these people??? and why do i look so excited to be near them?!
result of 73 too many vodka sunrise's. i blame YOU villa
stop tormenting people with your bullshit
feel the need to create drama, dwell in your created misery? fine. do it. but don't turn around and expect sympathy.
you really need to be removed from this earth. permanently.
do us a favour and open the arteries in your throat.
< /end rant >
in other news -
i was walking with this girl
and some ducks saw us coming and flew away
she gasped and said "i didn't know ducks could fly"
not only was i offended at the stupidity of this statement
but even more so at her obvious lack of viewing Mighty Ducks.
i mean, really... what a deprived existence.
only FOUR more hours of the Lard Land.
*dances in circles like a crazy in pure excitement*
though, not looking forward to being poor
if centrelink provides rent assistance
they should surely provide Scotch Assistance.
really... THAT would be looking after the wellbeing of the country.
moving on to the point of this update...
photos from the weekend
it was a fucking brilliant night
though cunt-me... i should never drink that much again
my liver hates my existence.
began the night at Gem's place...
ohhhh how they thrived the mini cookies.
spillage + a fall turned into the greatest photo of life
i choose not to discuss the following images heh
Got on the train - and there was a fucking oompa loompa. BOOYAH.
a nice fuck you to our lungs
so glad my kateh's back
sadly no teeth involved.
im totally not that tiny????
Luckiest fucking stalker of life. Hottest victim in the history of sex.
These boys are quickly becoming Shotz Regualrs *evil laugh*
At some point in the night - i acquired this red...thing.
who are these people??? and why do i look so excited to be near them?!
result of 73 too many vodka sunrise's. i blame YOU villa