weirdest fight EVER!! How did this even start?

[myworldscold]

medievaltubn90: how should I wear my hair today?
lastgoth1stfreak: down...
medievaltubn90: really

medievaltubn90: ?
lastgoth1stfreak: der
medievaltubn90: der?
lastgoth1stfreak: you heard me!
lastgoth1stfreak: *heard
medievaltubn90: *lip quivers*
lastgoth1stfreak: hahah
lastgoth1stfreak: what now bitch?!!!
medievaltubn90: >dies<
lastgoth1stfreak: hahah
lastgoth1stfreak: =takes your bass and runs off=
medievaltubn90: BITCH!
medievaltubn90: >pounces you and kicks your ass<
lastgoth1stfreak: =bites off your tongue ring=
lastgoth1stfreak: OOOoooOO what now!!!!
medievaltubn90: WTF?
medievaltubn90: who does that?
lastgoth1stfreak: I PULLED A MIKE TYSON TONGUE STYLE!!!!!
medievaltubn90: omg...
medievaltubn90: *takes a sousa and throws it on you*
medievaltubn90: whatnow!?!?!?!?!?!
lastgoth1stfreak: =gets turned on for some reason and looks for a hot guy=
medievaltubn90: >looks as well