It's true, I'm making a livejournal post at work about bathing suits
So I am going to the beach Saturday and I have one bathing suit that fits. This is a problem. Friday night I am planning on going to Target (not the one I used to work at and am probably unofficially banned from, obviously) AND I NEED HELP PICKING OUT TWO BATHING SUITS K.
Things to remember: I am pretty pale, currently have reddish hair, and--this is the biggest problem because I have never dealt with this before and have no idea how to--have boobs that aren't small (a goodly 34C).
01. Green halter top - I really like the style of this top, and I really like the color green, BUT me + green could quite possibly look disgusting. I will have to try this on to see.
02. WHALE PRINT OF ADORABLENESS halter - I pretty much think this is the most adorable thing on the planet and will get it if they have it in my size. If you think this is an impending disaster, please tell me.
03. Black and teal floral bandeau top - I really like bandeau tops. Like, a lot. Are my boobs too big for bandeau tops? Will they squish up and pop out the sides? Will I look like I am trying to duct-tape my breasts down? Help please.
04. Purple and white floral halter - another one in that top style I like. Light colors or dark colors? I HAVE QUESTIONS.
05. Yellow hibiscus halter-ish thing - My mother insists I look good in yellow. I have heard pale redheads in yellow is illegal in most countries. Also I think my boobs might look weird in that top.
06. Black bandeau - I really like bandeaus! please talk me out of this!
07. Red-beaded bandeau - they're so cute! and retro!
PLEASE SEND HELP THX. Most of you know me well enough to know I would not be posting about CLOTHES ON MY BODY unless I was absolutely clueless.
Things to remember: I am pretty pale, currently have reddish hair, and--this is the biggest problem because I have never dealt with this before and have no idea how to--have boobs that aren't small (a goodly 34C).
01. Green halter top - I really like the style of this top, and I really like the color green, BUT me + green could quite possibly look disgusting. I will have to try this on to see.
02. WHALE PRINT OF ADORABLENESS halter - I pretty much think this is the most adorable thing on the planet and will get it if they have it in my size. If you think this is an impending disaster, please tell me.
03. Black and teal floral bandeau top - I really like bandeau tops. Like, a lot. Are my boobs too big for bandeau tops? Will they squish up and pop out the sides? Will I look like I am trying to duct-tape my breasts down? Help please.
04. Purple and white floral halter - another one in that top style I like. Light colors or dark colors? I HAVE QUESTIONS.
05. Yellow hibiscus halter-ish thing - My mother insists I look good in yellow. I have heard pale redheads in yellow is illegal in most countries. Also I think my boobs might look weird in that top.
06. Black bandeau - I really like bandeaus! please talk me out of this!
07. Red-beaded bandeau - they're so cute! and retro!
PLEASE SEND HELP THX. Most of you know me well enough to know I would not be posting about CLOTHES ON MY BODY unless I was absolutely clueless.