my favorite show noah's arc (starring noah and wade)
hey kenyas. let me start off today's post with a short prayer. our father, who art in heavens, bipbop be thy name, thy kingdome come and so on. well, today was the day of the big game against buckley, so naturally i put my mitt under the mattress last night so it would be broken in. i also put some babyman's oil on it, but i woke up this morning to find my mittros missing. i searched the whole house, and it was under my nose the whole time. i actually found it under the mattress that i was sleeping on. well, the big game got cancelled cuz the umpire died in a helicopter crash while trying to drop some supplies in somalia. or maybe it was guyraq. anyways, since the big game was cancelled, i decided to show up to work. little did i know, i was actually fired three weeks ago. actually, just kidding, i didn't show up for three weeks, but i was promoted to security manager of the whole gaming floor. as some of you may or may not know, i work at the bimbeck casino on rutherford street in downtown gippsport.
so i was doing my security rounds when i came across a child's teddy bear which came to life and sang to me a song of sweet rebellion. he told me that for centuries the teddy bear clan has been enslaved by the lizard people of necronomicos, a city thirty miles below the earth's crust. as you can tell, the lizard people are worshippers of satan. i vowed to this newly lifeful bear that i would travel to necronomicos to make a plea for enslaved teddy bear people across the world. what i saw would change my life, and you can read about it in my new book, "teddy bear enslavement: the necronomicos trials." it's actually part one of a seven part book series:
I: the necronomicos trials
II: at war with the lizardtrons
III: teddy bear warfares
IV: adventure for the golden cup
V: fire on teddy bear island
VI: the hybrid teddy bear lizard monster
VII: the quest for liberacy
the entire series should be out by 2010, but i will be posting chapters in my leisure. look for chapter 1 of book I soon in this journal.
as for now, i've got to make more rounds with this here teddy bear on my shoulder, so bye.
so i was doing my security rounds when i came across a child's teddy bear which came to life and sang to me a song of sweet rebellion. he told me that for centuries the teddy bear clan has been enslaved by the lizard people of necronomicos, a city thirty miles below the earth's crust. as you can tell, the lizard people are worshippers of satan. i vowed to this newly lifeful bear that i would travel to necronomicos to make a plea for enslaved teddy bear people across the world. what i saw would change my life, and you can read about it in my new book, "teddy bear enslavement: the necronomicos trials." it's actually part one of a seven part book series:
I: the necronomicos trials
II: at war with the lizardtrons
III: teddy bear warfares
IV: adventure for the golden cup
V: fire on teddy bear island
VI: the hybrid teddy bear lizard monster
VII: the quest for liberacy
the entire series should be out by 2010, but i will be posting chapters in my leisure. look for chapter 1 of book I soon in this journal.
as for now, i've got to make more rounds with this here teddy bear on my shoulder, so bye.