a short invective
Do you know what? It is not okay to talk down to me because you are older than me. This goes for all ages, but especially when you are only 19. I'm talking to you, dick from my calc class. It is not okay for you to treat me like I'm a little kid hanging out at Guilford for no reason. You're an ass, and I have a place here. In fact, I've been here for longer than you. So much longer! It's not funny or clever or cute when you ask me, every time you see me after about 6 on campus, what I'm doing there. It is not a joke that we share, where I have a reciprocal thing to give you shit about. It is not funny at all. You are a fucker, and you have a lisp, and when I say "Dude. Fuck you." I am not kidding. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone.