You know what solves this problem? Computers.

[myvendetta]

My boss told me I have terrible penmanship yesterday. She was seriously so disappointed, it was all she talked about for half an hour and she brought it up again today. She showed clients and co-workers my handwriting and asked them if it was acceptable.

Wait... huh?

Oh, please do forgive me! Alas! I have not known one so concerned with my script, yet it has bestowed such shame upon me! O travesty! I shall be certain to discipline my hand amidst my curtsy instruction and embroidering my petticoat!

Barf.