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semaforoanimado: hahaha
Myuu327: wha?
semaforoanimado: my dad bought some bread marked "real
sliced sourdough." 1) what does the "real" refer to?
the slices, or the sourdough? 2) as opposed to what?
fake slices or fake sourdough?!
Myuu327: haha
Myuu327: they're just lines drawn on the bread to
PSYCH YOU OUT
semaforoanimado: "this is, uh, sourdough." "dude,
it's wheat" "SHH"
Myuu327: they want you to THINK its cut
semaforoanimado: hahahah
Myuu327: but no, it isn't
Myuu327: I should bake some bread
Myuu327: then with, like, sharpie draw lines on it
Myuu327: and then someone will be like, "hey, freshly
cut bread!"
Myuu327: and i'll jump out of the corner and be like,
"PSYCH!"
Myuu327: 'cause, ya know, sharpie would be pretty
convincing
semaforoanimado: "man, wheatie, you just have to be
yourself, ok?"
"look, i'm not pretending. i know who i am."
"then look me in the eyes and tell me."
"tell you what?"
"who you are!"
"i don't have to tell you anything! you prying
bastard!"
"LOOK ME IN THE EYES, WHEAT BOY"
"I--- I'M SOURDOUGH! SOURDOUGH!"
"NO, you're NOT. you're WHEAT! fresh out of the
wheatfields! WHEAT!"
"NEVER!"
semaforoanimado: *storms out of the room*
Myuu327: hahaha
Myuu327: I wish I was wheat
Myuu327: that wanted to be sourdough
semaforoanimado: like babe
semaforoanimado: only not a pig
semaforoanimado: but bread
Myuu327: hahahahahahahahahaha
Myuu327: oh man
Myuu327: I wanna remake babe
semaforoanimado: hahahah
Myuu327: except its BREAD
semaforoanimado: we should do that
semaforoanimado: do you want to?!
semaforoanimado: we really should!
Myuu327: hahahaha. YEAH!
Myuu327: there'd be a loaf of bread just sitting there
Myuu327: and it'd TALK
semaforoanimado: man, we could use some of the actual
dialogue from the movie
semaforoanimado: and all the music and stuff
Myuu327: recreate the scenes
Myuu327: some of them, anyway
semaforoanimado: definitely the one where babe is
inside and the old man is singing to him
semaforoanimado: hahaha
Myuu327: hahahaha by the fire
Myuu327: OH MAN
semaforoanimado: and then we could make a trailer for
"bread: loaf in the city"
Myuu327: and CHASING THE SHEEP
semaforoanimado: hahahaha yeah!
Myuu327: there would be BREAD CHASING SHEEP
semaforoanimado: hahahahaahahaha
semaforoanimado: "DOUGH BAKE YOU"
Myuu327: i am so laughing out loud
Myuu327: hahahahahahahaha
semaforoanimado: me too
semaforoanimado: oh man and we have to do the first
scene
semaforoanimado: where babe is taken away from his mom
semaforoanimado: we could shoot it in a supermarket
aisle and drag a little loaf out from the shelf
Myuu327: it'd be like, "...BREAD NOISE SQUEALING!"
semaforoanimado: oh man, thank you to my father for
getting that bread
Myuu327: you can dedicate this film, this masterpiece
Myuu327: to your father
semaforoanimado: in the titles, we should write "TO MY
FATHER: MY INSPIRATION" because no one would get it
and they'd think it was serious. when in fact it'd be
referring to bread
Myuu327: AGREED
semaforoanimado: for the dog, we could use one of our
real dogs
semaforoanimado: and have it sitting there while we
talk
semaforoanimado: hahaha
semaforoanimado: i'm imagining all the things that
could go wrong
semaforoanimado: "uhh, dolly, no.... no, stop eating
the bread'
semaforoanimado: "TAKE 50. get me another loaf"
Myuu327: hahahah
Myuu327: that would be soooo cool
Myuu327: if dolly came in and ate the bread
Myuu327: so the rest of it had like a huge slimy bite
mark out of it
Myuu327: but everything else was normal
semaforoanimado: "dad! you made a sandwich out of
'bread'?!" "alexa, dear, bread is made for making
sandwiches." "no, no. not BREAD, 'BREAD!'" ".....i
don't understand" "BREAD, LOAF IN THE CITY!" "what?"
"GIVE ME THAT SLICE" "i was going to eat that!" "BUT
THE HEARTWARMING BONDING SCENE IS COMING UP AND WE
NEED IT"
Myuu327: hahaha
Myuu327: you could tape the slice back in
Myuu327: with, like, scotch tape
Myuu327: or staple it
semaforoanimado: "aw, damn. he's covered in
mayonnaise. what is the meaning of this?!" "are
you.... are you having a mid-life crisis? i mean... a
mid-...... oh, are you alright?! do you need me to
get you a puppy? why are you talking to the bread?"
Myuu327: wha?
semaforoanimado: my dad bought some bread marked "real
sliced sourdough." 1) what does the "real" refer to?
the slices, or the sourdough? 2) as opposed to what?
fake slices or fake sourdough?!
Myuu327: haha
Myuu327: they're just lines drawn on the bread to
PSYCH YOU OUT
semaforoanimado: "this is, uh, sourdough." "dude,
it's wheat" "SHH"
Myuu327: they want you to THINK its cut
semaforoanimado: hahahah
Myuu327: but no, it isn't
Myuu327: I should bake some bread
Myuu327: then with, like, sharpie draw lines on it
Myuu327: and then someone will be like, "hey, freshly
cut bread!"
Myuu327: and i'll jump out of the corner and be like,
"PSYCH!"
Myuu327: 'cause, ya know, sharpie would be pretty
convincing
semaforoanimado: "man, wheatie, you just have to be
yourself, ok?"
"look, i'm not pretending. i know who i am."
"then look me in the eyes and tell me."
"tell you what?"
"who you are!"
"i don't have to tell you anything! you prying
bastard!"
"LOOK ME IN THE EYES, WHEAT BOY"
"I--- I'M SOURDOUGH! SOURDOUGH!"
"NO, you're NOT. you're WHEAT! fresh out of the
wheatfields! WHEAT!"
"NEVER!"
semaforoanimado: *storms out of the room*
Myuu327: hahaha
Myuu327: I wish I was wheat
Myuu327: that wanted to be sourdough
semaforoanimado: like babe
semaforoanimado: only not a pig
semaforoanimado: but bread
Myuu327: hahahahahahahahahaha
Myuu327: oh man
Myuu327: I wanna remake babe
semaforoanimado: hahahah
Myuu327: except its BREAD
semaforoanimado: we should do that
semaforoanimado: do you want to?!
semaforoanimado: we really should!
Myuu327: hahahaha. YEAH!
Myuu327: there'd be a loaf of bread just sitting there
Myuu327: and it'd TALK
semaforoanimado: man, we could use some of the actual
dialogue from the movie
semaforoanimado: and all the music and stuff
Myuu327: recreate the scenes
Myuu327: some of them, anyway
semaforoanimado: definitely the one where babe is
inside and the old man is singing to him
semaforoanimado: hahaha
Myuu327: hahahaha by the fire
Myuu327: OH MAN
semaforoanimado: and then we could make a trailer for
"bread: loaf in the city"
Myuu327: and CHASING THE SHEEP
semaforoanimado: hahahaha yeah!
Myuu327: there would be BREAD CHASING SHEEP
semaforoanimado: hahahahaahahaha
semaforoanimado: "DOUGH BAKE YOU"
Myuu327: i am so laughing out loud
Myuu327: hahahahahahahaha
semaforoanimado: me too
semaforoanimado: oh man and we have to do the first
scene
semaforoanimado: where babe is taken away from his mom
semaforoanimado: we could shoot it in a supermarket
aisle and drag a little loaf out from the shelf
Myuu327: it'd be like, "...BREAD NOISE SQUEALING!"
semaforoanimado: oh man, thank you to my father for
getting that bread
Myuu327: you can dedicate this film, this masterpiece
Myuu327: to your father
semaforoanimado: in the titles, we should write "TO MY
FATHER: MY INSPIRATION" because no one would get it
and they'd think it was serious. when in fact it'd be
referring to bread
Myuu327: AGREED
semaforoanimado: for the dog, we could use one of our
real dogs
semaforoanimado: and have it sitting there while we
talk
semaforoanimado: hahaha
semaforoanimado: i'm imagining all the things that
could go wrong
semaforoanimado: "uhh, dolly, no.... no, stop eating
the bread'
semaforoanimado: "TAKE 50. get me another loaf"
Myuu327: hahahah
Myuu327: that would be soooo cool
Myuu327: if dolly came in and ate the bread
Myuu327: so the rest of it had like a huge slimy bite
mark out of it
Myuu327: but everything else was normal
semaforoanimado: "dad! you made a sandwich out of
'bread'?!" "alexa, dear, bread is made for making
sandwiches." "no, no. not BREAD, 'BREAD!'" ".....i
don't understand" "BREAD, LOAF IN THE CITY!" "what?"
"GIVE ME THAT SLICE" "i was going to eat that!" "BUT
THE HEARTWARMING BONDING SCENE IS COMING UP AND WE
NEED IT"
Myuu327: hahaha
Myuu327: you could tape the slice back in
Myuu327: with, like, scotch tape
Myuu327: or staple it
semaforoanimado: "aw, damn. he's covered in
mayonnaise. what is the meaning of this?!" "are
you.... are you having a mid-life crisis? i mean... a
mid-...... oh, are you alright?! do you need me to
get you a puppy? why are you talking to the bread?"