Chapter Six - what happened to chapter three!?!?
Today, I would like to discuss the different levels of funk. Now the levels of funk, are a series of events, which would prove to be very bothersome to a person who has had nothing but a good streak going...they're also known as buzz-killers. Now let's discuss my levels of funk today.
Level 1- funk emails.
I'm sick of getting emails telling me what carissa is up to, and what she's writing about me. Just fucking stop already. And no, I won't shut the fuck up, bitch, cuz you're a loser who wants to make it seem like I didn't dump your sorry ass for any reason. You're a psycho who has nothing better to do but pretend to be a fucking hacker, trying to make me feel sorry for dumping you. All you're doing is giving me more reason to feel relieved for not staying with you, and being happier for being with someone way better than you.
Level two- employment.
I started working at kmart a couple of days ago, then quit due to lack of a good-paying salary, and lack of people being able to speak english. How the fuck do you expect me to work under those conditions? Fuck no. So I applied to best buy. They're hiring next week, so I'm gonna go there and let them know I applied and that I'm very computer-savvy, and a n excellent worker. I wanna work somewhere that the pay is good and provide people who speak and understand english.
That's pretty much my levels of funk for tonight. I know tomorrow's going to be much better! :)
Level 1- funk emails.
I'm sick of getting emails telling me what carissa is up to, and what she's writing about me. Just fucking stop already. And no, I won't shut the fuck up, bitch, cuz you're a loser who wants to make it seem like I didn't dump your sorry ass for any reason. You're a psycho who has nothing better to do but pretend to be a fucking hacker, trying to make me feel sorry for dumping you. All you're doing is giving me more reason to feel relieved for not staying with you, and being happier for being with someone way better than you.
Level two- employment.
I started working at kmart a couple of days ago, then quit due to lack of a good-paying salary, and lack of people being able to speak english. How the fuck do you expect me to work under those conditions? Fuck no. So I applied to best buy. They're hiring next week, so I'm gonna go there and let them know I applied and that I'm very computer-savvy, and a n excellent worker. I wanna work somewhere that the pay is good and provide people who speak and understand english.
That's pretty much my levels of funk for tonight. I know tomorrow's going to be much better! :)