I yelled at your mom because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

[mytwistedlife]

this was vaugely amusing.

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I smoked
April--------I dry humped
May----------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July---------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------myself
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent marker
30------a llama
31------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------because I'm cool like that
Black------because that's how I roll.
Pink-------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red--------because the voices told me to.
Blue-------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------because I hate myself.
Purple-----because I'm cool.
Gray-------because I was drunk
Yellow-----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-----because I hate my family.
Brown------because I was high.
Other------because I'm a ninja.
None-------because I can't control myself

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