PRIVATE-- Kisarazu twin date log
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Having been kidnapped not too long ago, Atsushi sat comfortably in the stretch limo as it headed toward Chiba, screeching to a halt in a playground. Specifically in front of the swings.
Ryou yelped as he was snatched from the swings, scattering brownie pieces and reaching out for Saeki. "Nonononono--" But of course it didn't help and soon he was sitting in a limo across from his brother. On a date, apparently. Well. This was awkward. "So, Atsu-chan. How have you been?"
Atsushi frowned at Ryou. "Why don't you tell me how I've been you whore?" He crossed his arms just as the limo sprouted wings and took off to the sky at warpspeed.
Ryou looked off to the side. Wine glasses. How interesting. He thought very deliberately about how interesting wine glasses were.
He coughed slightly. "So you're not going to answer my question? Or are you now in love with wine glasses?"
Ryou sighed. "You're angry with me, obviously." It was surprisingly easy to be calm when you didn't have a blog at your fingertips or lots and lots of alcohol in your system. The brownies helped a little too.
"Why would I be mad at you?" Atsushi asked, looking out the window wistfully. Then he unrolled the window a tad so that his hair could blow slightly to match the wist. "I just think you're a whore."
"What. That doesn't make any sense at all, Atsu-chan."
"It makes sense to me." he said, rolling up his window when he began to feel a bit chilly.
"It really doesn't. If anyone's a whore, it's you."
The limo came to a stop abruptly because it's just THAT fast in getting all the way to Africa. "How am I the whore? You were the one hanging out with Kocchan when the limo picked you up! I was by myself!"
"You're the one who goes around kissing people and ducks and and and--" Ryou was ejected from the limo into a grassy plain with-- holy fuck was that an elephant?
Atsushi landed on his face in a comical manner that suggested he wasn't REALLY hurt but hurt ENOUGH. So he stood up and brushed himself off. "I can kiss whoever I want. Except you, of course. Not that I'd--" He paused when he saw the elephant. "That's an elephant, right?"
"What, do you want to kiss that too?"
He glared at Ryou and pointed at the elephant. "That's an elephant, right?"
"Yes. It's an elephant. Go make out with the elephant. I'm going to-- find a tree to slam my head into or something." Ryou attempted to storm off, but it didn't work very well, seeing as at ten feet he got a very unpleasant tugging feeling around his middle. "What."
"I'm not going to--" he stopped talking because he felt the pulling around his middle too. Wanting to test it out somemore, he attempted to take another step away from Ryou only to fail.
"Atsushi!" Ryou yelled. Stopitthathurts! he added in in his head.
Atsushi inwardly cried. "Is this part of the deal or something?"
"Stop crying, loser." Ryou grumbled. It seemed like it was indeed part of the deal. This was so very tragic. He felt the need to ;_______;.
"I'm not crying, you are!" Atsushi said. He looked over at the elephant whose ears perked up as he stared at the twins. Atsushi froze.
"Not as much as you are!" Ryou was about to stick out his tongue when he saw the elephant looking at them. He changed his mind about trying to storm off and threw himself at Atsushi instead.
Atsushi secretly liked it. "Get off me you idiot!" he said, squirming to get free. His yelling just so happened to get the elephant to pay more attention to them and get slightly weary.
Ryou was about to call Atsushi a liar, but it would probably be a better idea to run. Or back away slowly. Or run. Or jump into the conveniently placed jeep with the conveniently placed safari guide.
The elephant started lumbering slowly toward them. "Okay Ryou." Atsushi said, slowly backing up. "Let's get to the jeep and tell the driver to get out of here..."
Ryou mentally agreed and tugged Atsushi with him into the jeep, which took off as soon as they got in. "Welcome to your Romantic Safari Adventure!" the tour guide said cheerfully.
Atsushi leaned forward and smiled pleasantly at the driver. "Could I sit in the front with you?"
The driver smiled just as pleasantly back. "No. You two are sitting together in the Safari Seats of Love." Which were heart-shaped. And pink.
"But you seem like such a nice guy!" Atsushi said, not dropping his smile. He looked back at Ryou and the pink heart chairs and glared at Ryou.
Ryou made this face: ;________;.
Atsushi sat back with Ryou. "Don't cry."
"What do you care." ;__________;
He leaned off to the side and looked out the window. "I know it's horrible to have to spend the day with me, you cocksucker."
"Shut up. You know it's not. You just don't want to spend the day with me." ;______;
"You're right! I don't! You had your chance last night but now I hate you again."
Ryou looked at the grass moving by. He looked up at the sky. He looked at the floor, and at his shoes, and at Atsushi's safari hat-- everything but Atsushi's face. "You're my brother, Atsu-chan," he said finally.
"I know that." Atsushi said with a frown. "Do you think I missed it when we shared a womb?"
"It means we can't... that." Ryou's hand on his knee twitched a little, because Atsushi's knee was so close, but NO. It would be WRONG.
"It's not like I wanted to have sex with you." Atsushi said. The camera zoomed in to Atsushi's face as an ambiguous flashback played. Sillouettes panned by and then there was a scream as Atsushi shook his head and looked back at Ryou. "Geez."
Ryou sighed, had a huge mental argument with himself, and then grabbed Atsushi's hand. "Liar."
Atsushi looked down at Ryou's hand and then back up at him but not doing anything about his hand. "I'm not lying!"
Ryou didn't let go. "Well. I don't want to have sex with you either."
"Good because you'd probably do it all wrong anyway."
"I'd know exactly what you wanted and you know it." Ryou stared at the ground. "Not that I'd have sex with you. So it doesn't matter."
"No you wouldn't." Atsushi said. "You'd do it all wrong and probably end up making me never want to have sex again." The evil flashback is cued again.
"Liar. But it doesn't matter anyway." Ryou turned away, grasped for something else to say-- "Oh, look. A lion."
He looked over at the lion. "Wow a lion. This is the best date ever."
"This isn't a date." Ryou deliberately did not think about the fact that he was holding Atsushi's hand.
"It isn't?" Atsushi asked, his eyes narrowing. "Then what is it?"
"It's... a platonic brotherly outing." The safari guide picked this moment to turn around and ask, "Enjoying your romantic, romantic, completely not platonic date?"
Atsushi blinked a few times and looked at the driver. "Having a great time!"
"Liar," Ryou accused, for maybe the millionth time.
The car stopped abruptly. "And here we see our friend MR. TIGER!!" said the driver, pulling right up next to the tiger. Atsushi looked at it and nodded. "Any ducks?"
"Ummm.... no." Ryou moved closer to Atsushi. And then the tiger dragged him out of the jeep.
Atsushi's eyes bugged out as Ryou was dragged out of the jeep because, of course, because of the invisible rope, he went right along with him. "Ryou let go of the tiger!"
"I'M NOT HOLDING ON TO THE TIGER! YOU. SAFARI PERSON. HELP!" The safari guy blinked. "Um. The tigers don't normally do that. Um."
The tiger dragged the two of them, running for a tree and then crashed into, rendering himself temporarily dazed. Atsushi grabbed onto Ryou's hand and shimmied up a tree to escape the tiger.
Once they were safe on a branch, Ryou turned to Atsushi with wide eyes and touched him everywhere. "The tiger didn't hurt you, did he? Atsu-chan?"
Atsushi backed off a bit. "I wasn't the one the tiger grabbed!"
Ryou couldn't stop touching Atsushi. His chest, his hair, his face. "You're okay, right? Atsu-chan. You're okay."
"I'm fine, Aniki." Atsushi said, pushing him away slightly. "What about you?"
Ryou was a little scratched up, which is to say bleeding, but it didn't matter, because Atsushi was okay. That was all that mattered. "I'm fine too, Atsu-chan."
Atsushi pointed to one of the cuts on Ryou's face. "You're bleeding a little."
"I--" Ryou shrugged. "It's nothing. You're okay. That's all that-- not that I was worried or anything."
"So now what?" Atsushi asked, looking down at the tiger who was declawed for safari purposes and can't climb trees.
Ryou grabbed Atsushi's hand again. Not that he needed to be reassured or anything. Really.
He looked down at Ryou's hand. "Such a brave big brother."
"Atsu-chan. Shut up."
"Well we're stuck up here until that tiger goes away since our brave tourguide has run away."
Ryou sighed. In that case... "I really am sorry, you know. For... you know. And running away after."
Atsushi pulled his hand out of Ryou's and crossed his arms. "I had almost forgotten about that."
Ryou looked down. It was dizzyingly far. Not a good idea. He grabbed Atsushi's arm, and then pretended not to be clinging like a toddler. "What part of it are you mad at me for?"
"You came in and threw a fit because I was kissing Kaidoh." explained Atsushi. "And then I came and kissed you and you threw another fit."
"I don't want you kissing anyone else," Ryou confessed quietly. "But I'm not allowed to want to kiss you."
He frowned. "So what? I'm supposed to be alone?"
"I--no," Ryou sighed. I want you to be with ME, he thought, but he couldn't say it, because it wasn't the sort of thing you were supposed to say to your twin brother, even if you were alone in a tree in the wilds of Africa.
"Okay fine." said Atsushi with a frown. "I'll just date ducks then."
"I don't want you dating ducks either!"
"So what DO you want?"
"I CAN'T SAY IT, OKAY."
"Then I'm not going to listen to you, you overweight vagina!"
"IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EVER SAY WHAT YOU REALLY WANT FROM ME ANYWAY EITHER."
"YOU NEVER ASK!!!"
"FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME."
Atsushi paused and looked at Ryou, his hair falling ominously into his face. "I want--" he started. "I want what you want."
"Atsu-chan. I. I." Ryou looked at Atsushi and thought, I want to kiss you. I want to do more than that. I want to be able to tell everyone how I really love you and I want you to love me back like that and I want someone to tell me it's okay to want it all.
"I know what you're thinking." Atsushi said, his face deadpanning.
"Because we're twins," Ryou whispered back. And that was why and also the problem and what were they supposed to do?
Atsushi paused and shifted closer to Ryou, not looking at him. The tiger could be heard snarling and foaming from below.
Ryou sighed and dropped his head to Atsushi's shoulder. "It isn't fair."
"What?" he asked, putting his hand on the treebranch. "That we're stuck here up in this tree with this tiger? Or that there are no ducks in Africa?"
Ryou laughed a little. "No. That I can't do this when we're not in Africa." And then he kissed Atsushi again.
Ignoring the tiger below who was growing louder and more frustrated by the minute, Atsushi turned toward Ryou to kiss him back.
Ryou tangled his fingers in Atsushi's hair and kissed him deeper, also completely ignoring the angry, scary-as-hell tiger.
If they had any sense in them, they'd be fearing that tiger but instead, Atsushi was kissing his brother and taking his hat off and playing with his hair.
Ryou pulled back, but it wasn't to freak out, it was to look at his brother and rub noses and giggle, "You look just like me," before kissing him again, instead of doing the sensible thing, which would be figuring out how to get out of the tree.
Atsushi tilted his head forward so their foreheads touched and their lips separated. "Wow Ryou. We must be twins or something."
Ryou grinned. "So what am I thinking right now?"
"Don't think about that, Aniki." Atsushi said with a frown. "Don't worry about it."
Ryou sighed and kissed Atsushi's forehead. "I love you, you know."
"Like a brother?" he asked. "Or like a duck?"
Ryou thought for a moment. "Like a brother," he said finally. "Because I don't love anyone else like I love you. Especially ducks."
"What about Kocchan?" he asked, leaning in a bit.
"How do YOU love Ko-chan?"
He frowned. "Like a friend. He likes you better."
Ryou looked confused. "Ko-chan likes us both."
"You're closer though." he said. "Does he like you like that?"
"I don't think so. I think he likes... us like that. But not just me."
Atsushi took a deep breath. "All right." He leaned in to kiss Ryou again but suddenly jumped. The tiger was ramming the tree!
Ryou jumped too. "Atsu-chan! That is a very crazy tiger. Someone should try talking sense into--" Ryou thought. Ryou reached into his pocket and pulled out a brownie and threw it at the tiger.
The tiger circled around the brownie for a minute, ate it and then rolled over onto it's back like a cat having catnip. "Was that a usual brownie?
"...what do you mean by usual?"
"The same stuff that's normally put in it?"
"Oh. Yes."
He looked down at the tiger. "Think it's safe to go down?"
"...I guess so."
"What?"
"Does that mean we have to go back?" Ryou fumbled for Atsushi's hand again.
Atsushi took Ryou's hand, lifting it up slightly. "If you want to."
Ryou leaned into Atsushi. "I don't want to." Of course, that was when the flying limo showed up.
Atsushi looked at the limo as it pulled up to the tree, knocking the tiger away like Team Rocket. "Hm?"
"I want to stay with you, I want to stay like this, I don't want to go back where--" Ryou stopped and turned his face into Atsushi's neck.
"Just don't let things be any different then!" Atsushi said, frowning at the limo.
"But. Atsu-chan." He was the older twin. He was supposed to protect Atsushi from things, like... the general scorn of society and. Incest was probably not protecting him.
The limo driving pulled out a megaphone and screamed into it. "GET IN THE LIMO!!" Atsushi ignored him. "What?"
"We-- we can't. It's too risky, people might find out, I don't want you getting HURT--" the limo flew up next to the tree and Ryou was snatched, once again, into the limo.
Atsushi was soon to follow into the limo by the evil hand that grabs. "So you're embarassed then? Fine. You're just a big fat bag of douche anyway."
"What? I'm not EMBARASSED. You know I'm not embarrassed!" His voice got quiet. "I'm just scared."
Atsushi took a seat on the OTHER side of the limo. "Fine. I'll just date Donald Duck then."
Ryou curled up into a tiny ball on his side of the limo. "Fine." ;_________;
"That's what I wanted to do ANYWAY." The limo turned on it's warp speed drive and flew back to Japan.
Ryou closed his eyes and tried not to hurt so much.