Sleepy
I'm bored at work. Stolen from Pat O.
1. I've come to realize that my (most recent) ex...an insecure, overbearing, needy, clingy trainwreck of a man.
2. I am listening to...slack-jawed yokels.
3. I talk...a lot of jibberish and retardation.
4. I love...Matt, my family, my friends, music, the White Sox, and your mom.
5. My best friend(s)...are the greatest people in the world. I consider them my family.
6. My first real kiss...was awkward and weird.
8. I hate it when people...do anything. But then again, I just hate people.
9. Love is...two naked 8 year olds who are married.
10. Marriage is...a frightening concept to me.
11. Somewhere...Scott Baio is nailing a girl he doesn't love.
12. I'll always...wear glasses. The thought of having to touch my eyeballs makes me want to pass out.
13. I have a secret crush on...your mom.
14. The last time I cried was...about a week ago. Someone brought up a painful memory.
15. My cell phone...is non existent at this point.
16. When I woke up this morning...I realized I did not want to go to work and that I was starting to board the Red Line.
17. Before I go to sleep at night...I use the bathroom and say my prayers.
18. Right now I am thinking about...what I should have for lunch.
19. Babies are...not for me.
20. I get on MySpace...because I have too much time on my hands.
21. Today I...am working until 4.
22. Tonight I will...be taken somewhere against my will.
23. Tomorrow I will...go shopping at Gurnee Mills and maybe see the new Tenacious D movie.
24. I really want...to not have to worry about everything all the time.
25. The person who is most likely to repost this is...someone with a lot of time on their hands.
1. I've come to realize that my (most recent) ex...an insecure, overbearing, needy, clingy trainwreck of a man.
2. I am listening to...slack-jawed yokels.
3. I talk...a lot of jibberish and retardation.
4. I love...Matt, my family, my friends, music, the White Sox, and your mom.
5. My best friend(s)...are the greatest people in the world. I consider them my family.
6. My first real kiss...was awkward and weird.
8. I hate it when people...do anything. But then again, I just hate people.
9. Love is...two naked 8 year olds who are married.
10. Marriage is...a frightening concept to me.
11. Somewhere...Scott Baio is nailing a girl he doesn't love.
12. I'll always...wear glasses. The thought of having to touch my eyeballs makes me want to pass out.
13. I have a secret crush on...your mom.
14. The last time I cried was...about a week ago. Someone brought up a painful memory.
15. My cell phone...is non existent at this point.
16. When I woke up this morning...I realized I did not want to go to work and that I was starting to board the Red Line.
17. Before I go to sleep at night...I use the bathroom and say my prayers.
18. Right now I am thinking about...what I should have for lunch.
19. Babies are...not for me.
20. I get on MySpace...because I have too much time on my hands.
21. Today I...am working until 4.
22. Tonight I will...be taken somewhere against my will.
23. Tomorrow I will...go shopping at Gurnee Mills and maybe see the new Tenacious D movie.
24. I really want...to not have to worry about everything all the time.
25. The person who is most likely to repost this is...someone with a lot of time on their hands.