prostate cancer month must come to an end!
ONLY 3 MORE DAYS UNTIL PROSTATE CANCER AWARENESS MONTH IS OVER!
i hope i never have to hear the words prostate cancer or jack austen black's prostate cancer song again in my life.
because if i do, i might kill someone... or safeway!
i dont think there is anyway to describe my immense happiness for the fact that prostate cancer month is coming to an end. in fact i think july first could just be the best day of my life.
Basically 40hours a week for the past 3 weeks straight i have heard nothing but safeway prostate cancer adverts which play every 10 minutes, jack austen black's prostate cancer song which is played every 20 minutes and know more useless crap about prostate cancer than anyone would ever really want to know.... unless you were one of the 1 out of 6 men who are effected by ass cancer, and are the 10% of the 1 out of 6 men who was not cured by treatment.
also, whoever thought it would be a genius plan to announce on the intercom system everytime someone donates to prostate cancer was wrong! this started about a week ago in order to boost customers moral, so every minute or so i have to hear "another donation to prostate cancer" "attention safeway shoppers we just recieved another 10 dollar donation to prostate cancer!" i so badly want to get on the intercom on the last day of prostate cancer month and say : " attention safeway shoppers we just recieved a 47 cent donation to prostate cancer over at starbucks, give it up for the man in the striped shirt... he just saved 3 peoples lives with his 47 cent donation way to step up! and now i just want to take a moment to talk about prostate cancer and what an important cause it is, because if safeway has not made the fact that it is prostate cancer awareness month blatantly obvious to you and that you should donate to this worthy cause i will once again say, that donating to the safeway prostate cancer foundation is a great cause and as always thank you for shopping at safeway."
if you honestly think i am exaggerating when i say all this feel free to go to the foothills safeway and see for yourself. the second you walk in the door there are balloons, cakes, cookies, raffles, flowers, streamers, as well as the water donation table and obnoxious chart showing the amount of donations raised so far, and the mass abundance of the oh so stylish pastel blue prostate cancer shirts! i refused to wear the shirt, because i said thats where i draw the line no way will you get me to wear that thing! hell no!