3. When and how did we meet? WELL, YOU WERE BORN, AND THEN THEY BROUGHT YOU HOME AND MADE ME SHARE MY ROOM WITH YOU . WE WERE NEVER OFFICIALLY INTRODUCED.
4. How have I affected you? YOU'VE MADE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF AT TIMES. ALSO, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
5. What do you think of me? I WAS MAD AT YOU EARLIER, BUT NOW I'M OVER IT. THIS IS BASICALLY OUR RELATIONSHIP. YOU'RE SELFISH SOMETIMES, BUT YOU'RE ALSO FUNNY, AND NON-EMO, WHICH IS A GOOD THING.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? ANY TIME WE GET ALONG FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? OKAY, ONE MORE TIME: WE'RE SIIIISTERRRS. = FO LYFE.
8. Do you love me? YEAH.
9. Do you have a crush on me? EM, NO.
10. Would you kiss me? NAH.
11. Would you hug me? ONCE IN A WHILE.
12. Physically, what stands out? SHE HAS BIG EYES.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? YOUR NON-EMO-NESS. THAT'S BECOMING A RARE THING THESE DAYS. DARN EMOKIDS.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? BOY DO I.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? NOT APPLICABLE. PLEASE.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. ALICE. I LIKE THAT NAME. AND IT REMINDS ME OF THE CHESHIRE CAT, WHICH YOU KNOW YOU LOOK LIKE ALONG WITH WILLY WONKA AND ALL THOSE OTHERS.
17. Am I loveable? STOP SPELLING LOVEABLE WRONG, YOU QUIZ MAKERS! YES, YOU ARE, I GUESS.
18. How long have you known me? SINCE YOU WERE ABOUT A DAY OLD.
19. Describe me in one word. PAINSTAKING. THAT'S JUST THE FIRST WORD THAT CAME TO MIND, DOESN'T ACTUALLY REALLY DESCRIBE YOU, SORRY.
20. What was your first impression? I DON'T RECALL, AS I WAS LESS THAN TWO YEARS OLD WHEN I FIRST MADE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? NO, NOW I'M COHERENT AND HAVE LANGUAGE. I THINK YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH.
22. What do you think my weakness is? REJECTING ME WHEN I BUY YOU A POSTER! [OKAY, I LIED, MAYBE I'M NOT OVER IT QUITE YET.]
23. Do you think I'll get married? YES, AND RICH, IF YOU HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
24. What makes me happy? MONEY? AND CUTE PURSES. NO, I KNOW! MATCHING/COLOR COORDINATING/COORDINATING IN GENERAL.
25. What makes me sad? WHEN PEOPLE DON'T MATCH? AND..... THAT TIME MOM HAD TO SIT ALONE IN CONNECTION.
26. What reminds you of me? I LOVE LUCY, OBVIOUSLY.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A CLUE. OHHH I'M SO FUNNY. NO, I DON'T KNOW.
28. How well do you know me? PRETTY WELL, I GUESS.
29. When's the last time you saw me? YESTERDAY, FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES AT NIGHT.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? PROBABLY, BUT I DON'T RECALL ANY PARTICULAR INSTANCE.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? IF YOU CAN PULL A KNIFE, YOU CAN PROBABLY USE IT ONE DAY. I HOPE YOU WOULDN'T THOUGH.
32. Have we ever had sex? INAPPROPRIATE, YOUNG LADY, TAKE IT OUT OF THE SURVEY!
2. Are we friends? NO, WE'RE SISTERRRRRS.
3. When and how did we meet? WELL, YOU WERE BORN, AND THEN THEY BROUGHT YOU HOME AND MADE ME SHARE MY ROOM WITH YOU . WE WERE NEVER OFFICIALLY INTRODUCED.
4. How have I affected you? YOU'VE MADE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF AT TIMES. ALSO, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
5. What do you think of me? I WAS MAD AT YOU EARLIER, BUT NOW I'M OVER IT. THIS IS BASICALLY OUR RELATIONSHIP. YOU'RE SELFISH SOMETIMES, BUT YOU'RE ALSO FUNNY, AND NON-EMO, WHICH IS A GOOD THING.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? ANY TIME WE GET ALONG FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? OKAY, ONE MORE TIME: WE'RE SIIIISTERRRS. = FO LYFE.
8. Do you love me? YEAH.
9. Do you have a crush on me? EM, NO.
10. Would you kiss me? NAH.
11. Would you hug me? ONCE IN A WHILE.
12. Physically, what stands out? SHE HAS BIG EYES.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? YOUR NON-EMO-NESS. THAT'S BECOMING A RARE THING THESE DAYS. DARN EMOKIDS.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? BOY DO I.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? NOT APPLICABLE. PLEASE.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. ALICE. I LIKE THAT NAME. AND IT REMINDS ME OF THE CHESHIRE CAT, WHICH YOU KNOW YOU LOOK LIKE ALONG WITH WILLY WONKA AND ALL THOSE OTHERS.
17. Am I loveable? STOP SPELLING LOVEABLE WRONG, YOU QUIZ MAKERS! YES, YOU ARE, I GUESS.
18. How long have you known me? SINCE YOU WERE ABOUT A DAY OLD.
19. Describe me in one word. PAINSTAKING. THAT'S JUST THE FIRST WORD THAT CAME TO MIND, DOESN'T ACTUALLY REALLY DESCRIBE YOU, SORRY.
20. What was your first impression? I DON'T RECALL, AS I WAS LESS THAN TWO YEARS OLD WHEN I FIRST MADE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? NO, NOW I'M COHERENT AND HAVE LANGUAGE. I THINK YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH.
22. What do you think my weakness is? REJECTING ME WHEN I BUY YOU A POSTER! [OKAY, I LIED, MAYBE I'M NOT OVER IT QUITE YET.]
23. Do you think I'll get married? YES, AND RICH, IF YOU HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
24. What makes me happy? MONEY? AND CUTE PURSES. NO, I KNOW! MATCHING/COLOR COORDINATING/COORDINATING IN GENERAL.
25. What makes me sad? WHEN PEOPLE DON'T MATCH? AND..... THAT TIME MOM HAD TO SIT ALONE IN CONNECTION.
26. What reminds you of me? I LOVE LUCY, OBVIOUSLY.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A CLUE. OHHH I'M SO FUNNY. NO, I DON'T KNOW.
28. How well do you know me? PRETTY WELL, I GUESS.
29. When's the last time you saw me? YESTERDAY, FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES AT NIGHT.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? PROBABLY, BUT I DON'T RECALL ANY PARTICULAR INSTANCE.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? IF YOU CAN PULL A KNIFE, YOU CAN PROBABLY USE IT ONE DAY. I HOPE YOU WOULDN'T THOUGH.
32. Have we ever had sex? INAPPROPRIATE, YOUNG LADY, TAKE IT OUT OF THE SURVEY!
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nice!
24. What makes me happy? MONEY? AND CUTE PURSES. NO, I KNOW! MATCHING/COLOR COORDINATING/COORDINATING IN GENERAL.
hahahahahahahhahahhaha.
25. What makes me sad? WHEN PEOPLE DON'T MATCH? AND..... THAT TIME MOM HAD TO SIT ALONE IN CONNECTION.
hahahahahahaahahahhahah! YES!!!! that was so sad!!! BUT she didnt sit alone. i went over to hear during the greeting people time.
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