q-tip

[mythsupreme]

so last night we were drinking. i go to the bathroom and can't help but notice his medicine cabnet is open, so i glance inside for a q-tip, but there are none to be found. now i never snoop, but i was a little buzzed and there was only one for possible place for q-tips. underneath his sink is completely empty except for a couple back up tps.
who the fuck doesn't have q-tips and where else would you keep them?