Dec 06, 2008 12:37
So you know the song "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?" yeah. I hate that song. Why? Cause its bullshit! Its all like, oh Rudolph your the lowest freaky shithead on the north pole until its found out...HES USEFUL! The he has friends, hes popular! Its like the kid who cons his parents into getting him a playstation so he can buy friends by inviting them over to play. RUDOLPH!! YOU ARE BEING USED! If i was Rudolph Id have told Santa and the rest of the reindeer to suck it!
so anyway, heres my version of the song.
Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer
Had a very tight asshole
And if he ever saw you
He would beg to wax your pole
All of the other reindeer
Used to make him be their bitch
Then all a sudden poor Rudolph
Felt his privates burn and itch
Feeling horny christmas eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph with your ass so tight,
won't you ride my cock tonight?"
Then it showed up on YouTube
Santa gettin in dem guts
Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer
Your the biggest fucking slut!
Happy Holidays!