So that's his master plan...
We all know that Professor Snape is a brilliant liar criminal mastermind strategist and spy, but what is his ultimate goal? How does he plan to defeat Harry/Voldemorte and win the day? Well, I think the answer should be fairly obvious:
By leading his undersea army to world domination, through song! (Listen if you dare)
What, you don't believe me? Alright, alright, Alan Rickman sang this silly, silly song for a really crappy looking Danish animated film, Help! I'm a Fish. I don't know why he did, but there you go.
Why not, here's the lyrics:
Once there was only a silence
And not a speck of hope in sight
And every tiny bubble burst
On its journey to the light
But the spark of creation will flicker again
It’s a brand new era about to begin
Now we’ve been caught, we’ve been sold
And left out in the cold
Evolution’s been passing us by
But with this potion in hand
We’ve been given the chance
It’s time to turn the tide
Come join me and seize this opportunity
Alter your destiny. One single drop
Will be enough To put you on top(fish chorus): Intelligence. Say you’ll lead the way
Intelligence. Have a sip today
We owe it all to Joe
(Joe): One potion, one ocean, One ruler of all
It’s a vision I’ve seen
It’s the world of your dreams
It’s a pearl in the palm of your hand
And with the power of speech
It is all within reach.
We can swim to the promised land
(fish chorus): Promise us, Joe
You’ll be our guiding light
Such an amazing guy
King of the cod, Lord of the krill, the prince of the whales!
Yes, I realize that was probably a bit unnecessary, but so funny!
Thanks go to susieoh for the song. I needed a laugh.
Bah, I need to go to the laundromat, but I really really really don't want to. Maybe I'll take a nap and go in the evening after dinner...
Oh look, the new Momokos are in stock at HLJ. I suppose that means I ought to expect another payment request shortly. Lovely.
By leading his undersea army to world domination, through song! (Listen if you dare)
What, you don't believe me? Alright, alright, Alan Rickman sang this silly, silly song for a really crappy looking Danish animated film, Help! I'm a Fish. I don't know why he did, but there you go.
Why not, here's the lyrics:
Once there was only a silence
And not a speck of hope in sight
And every tiny bubble burst
On its journey to the light
But the spark of creation will flicker again
It’s a brand new era about to begin
Now we’ve been caught, we’ve been sold
And left out in the cold
Evolution’s been passing us by
But with this potion in hand
We’ve been given the chance
It’s time to turn the tide
Come join me and seize this opportunity
Alter your destiny. One single drop
Will be enough To put you on top(fish chorus): Intelligence. Say you’ll lead the way
Intelligence. Have a sip today
We owe it all to Joe
(Joe): One potion, one ocean, One ruler of all
It’s a vision I’ve seen
It’s the world of your dreams
It’s a pearl in the palm of your hand
And with the power of speech
It is all within reach.
We can swim to the promised land
(fish chorus): Promise us, Joe
You’ll be our guiding light
Such an amazing guy
King of the cod, Lord of the krill, the prince of the whales!
Yes, I realize that was probably a bit unnecessary, but so funny!
Thanks go to susieoh for the song. I needed a laugh.
Bah, I need to go to the laundromat, but I really really really don't want to. Maybe I'll take a nap and go in the evening after dinner...
Oh look, the new Momokos are in stock at HLJ. I suppose that means I ought to expect another payment request shortly. Lovely.