seventeen~ [video]
[Ever since getting to the hotel, Pheme had been having a glorious time flitting and fluttering about. There were so many people here, and all of them were doing such fantastical things - it was quite possibly the most amazingly scandalacious party the little goddess had ever been to!
Oh sure, every so often she'd lose her ability to hover cutely, and her voice would become more normal, but that was when she'd sleep. Everyone else seemed to be either confused or cranky then, and it ruined her fun, so it made for an idea nap-time.
When the camera comes on, butter!Pheme can be seen floating in the air as though sitting indian-style with an expression on her face like she just wants to burst, her wings flapping behind her. Her voice is comically high-pitched when she finally speaks. And yes, no names, just costumes will be mentioned.]
Oooh, have I got some stories for all y'all! You'll never guess what I've been seein' all over the ballroom!
First off, there's a Cowboy walkin' round like he owns the place, and there was a Samurai givin' him the evil eye. Maybe they'll get in a fight! Or, the Gladiator will challenge someone! The Black Knight's hidin' in a corner, thinkin' nobody knows he's there, but I saw you~ [this is delivered in a sing-song tone] Then... oh, y'all ain't gonna believe this... I saw Elvis feelin' up some pretty little teenybopper in a Poodle Skirt! Someone better check that girl's neck for lovebites if ya catch my drift!
[she giggles cutely] Snow White's a real attention-grabber, but all the guys 'round here, and maybe some ladies too, should check out Dita Von Tits while she does her thang! I caught a glove, I wonder if she'll want it back... Superman's been showin' off his super-strength, an' some Magician wants to pull a rabbit outta a Pirate's hat, but Captain Boobossa ain't havin' any of that. She wants to start an army. Maybe that Marine will hoo-rah over and check her out, or that Wildman swingin' from the lights...
The French Maid better stay away from the Hippie and Model-chick smokin' some funny cigarettes, but she might wanna follow the Headless Horseman just in case he breaks another window. Those horse droppin's ain't gonna clean themselves, y'know.That Army Nurse should check out the Dyin' Lady before we all get what she's got, and the Stewardess needs to get the Mad Hatter more tea!
I think I saw a Mermaid and an Alien Monkey Thing out back, Mr. Detective, you should check that out, but watch your valuables with that Bandit around. Oh, and there's a Zombie Bride chillin' by the bar, is the other Zombie her groom? Who knows? Now to see what else I can find~!
Oh sure, every so often she'd lose her ability to hover cutely, and her voice would become more normal, but that was when she'd sleep. Everyone else seemed to be either confused or cranky then, and it ruined her fun, so it made for an idea nap-time.
When the camera comes on, butter!Pheme can be seen floating in the air as though sitting indian-style with an expression on her face like she just wants to burst, her wings flapping behind her. Her voice is comically high-pitched when she finally speaks. And yes, no names, just costumes will be mentioned.]
Oooh, have I got some stories for all y'all! You'll never guess what I've been seein' all over the ballroom!
First off, there's a Cowboy walkin' round like he owns the place, and there was a Samurai givin' him the evil eye. Maybe they'll get in a fight! Or, the Gladiator will challenge someone! The Black Knight's hidin' in a corner, thinkin' nobody knows he's there, but I saw you~ [this is delivered in a sing-song tone] Then... oh, y'all ain't gonna believe this... I saw Elvis feelin' up some pretty little teenybopper in a Poodle Skirt! Someone better check that girl's neck for lovebites if ya catch my drift!
[she giggles cutely] Snow White's a real attention-grabber, but all the guys 'round here, and maybe some ladies too, should check out Dita Von Tits while she does her thang! I caught a glove, I wonder if she'll want it back... Superman's been showin' off his super-strength, an' some Magician wants to pull a rabbit outta a Pirate's hat, but Captain Boobossa ain't havin' any of that. She wants to start an army. Maybe that Marine will hoo-rah over and check her out, or that Wildman swingin' from the lights...
The French Maid better stay away from the Hippie and Model-chick smokin' some funny cigarettes, but she might wanna follow the Headless Horseman just in case he breaks another window. Those horse droppin's ain't gonna clean themselves, y'know.That Army Nurse should check out the Dyin' Lady before we all get what she's got, and the Stewardess needs to get the Mad Hatter more tea!
I think I saw a Mermaid and an Alien Monkey Thing out back, Mr. Detective, you should check that out, but watch your valuables with that Bandit around. Oh, and there's a Zombie Bride chillin' by the bar, is the other Zombie her groom? Who knows? Now to see what else I can find~!