Born This Way

[requitedly]

[Waking up on Sunday morning, Anteros felt the effects of a killer hangover. As he lumbered to the shower, he realized the rest of his body ached almost as much as his head did, which made him recall the fight he'd been in the night before. Turning on the water, he noticed a pice of paper sitting on the toilet lid. 'What an odd place to leave a note,' he observed, picking it up and reading the single line scrawled in his own all-too-familiar handwriting.

"Baby, you are a star and deserve to shine."

An amusing, albeit confusing, sentiment.]

Well, I'm not sure what's weirder - receiving a knife in the mail or a random note on top of my toilet. I suppose it could be worse.