two~

[scandalmaker]

How can it be raining in my bedroom, snowing in the bathroom, scorching in the living room, and cold as a witches left titty outside? This is some fucked up shit right here, and that's coming from a kid who grew up in N'awlins. At least I know I ain't alone in my misery, so hey y'all

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[stormful]

Pheme. Interesting~

[scandalmaker]

That's what they all say~

[stormful]

I look forward to seeing more of your work.

[scandalmaker]

Aww sugar, you're gonna make me blush!

[nevermercy]

You're a Greek.

[scandalmaker]

And you ain't, honey, but I ain't judging.

[nevermercy]

Everyone's a fucking Greek around here. It's not that big of a damn deal.

[scandalmaker]

You ain't, and neither is Elaine, little miss Barbie, Texas, and loads of others. And I didn't say it was a big deal.

[scandalmaker]

Are you sure y'all are just friends, 'cause I saw some flirting going on.

[keepsaken]

We're really just friends.

[scandalmaker]

I'll make a note of that. ♥

[wars_passion]

If you find any good rumors feel free to pass them right along on this forum. We love reading people's dirty laundry here.

Is it common for southern kids to call everyone by food names? Because your friends are making me hungry.

[scandalmaker]

Oh darlin', trust me when I say I'm all ears (and eyes). Nothing is safe when I'm around. I'm loving this place more and more.

Might be, all I know is my mama liked to call people by all sorts of nicknames and I just picked up on that.

[wars_passion]

Yeah, I remember when I was fighting down there I had some interesting nicknames. Most interesting was Meat Stew; she thought it was funny because I'm Russian.

[twistingdesire]

How cold is a witches left titty? And is it different than her right one?

[scandalmaker]

Colder than the devils' right nut, I'd say. The left one's where the witch keeps all her magic.