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[verticordious]

So, I now have a dog. He’s very sweet and not named Lucifer despite all and any nametags and still quite small and I have named him Adam, for it seems to suit him very well. I was going to name him after an angel but, um, I wasn’t sure which one. And I wasn’t sure if it’d be respectful or not.

…But he’s safe now, yes.

Comments

[andaclatter]

I'm glad Lucifer has a home with someone who'll love him.

[verticordious]

...His name is Adam now.

[andaclatter]

Have you asked Eve about what she thinks of that?

[verticordious]

...Eve?

[andaclatter]

Adam's wife? Pretty thing, about yay high?

[verticordious]

I know who she is.

...And I hope she's alright with it, if I talk to her.

[andaclatter]

I maintain Lucifer is more apt for that fucking devil dog.

[verticordious]

It does not deserve such a name.

[andaclatter]

It fucking does. It ate my shoes! It ate my cousin's shoes too and I don't have the courage to break it to him.

[verticordious]

Eating shoes does not make a dog a monster.

[andaclatter]

It's just the start of a criminal career. You mark my fucking words.

[verticordious]

I'm afraid that I can't.

[andaclatter]

Suit yourself, Father. I'm right, though.

[verticordious]

I don't think you are.

[andaclatter]

I know I'm not fucking infallible but I know a thing or two about fucking sinners.

[verticordious]

...It's a dog.