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[verticordious]

[Private / Written in French]My desire to properly announce myself is as low as it’s ever been but I might as well step forwards. There will be those that wish to know of my presence, after all, and I would hate to disappoint them… If, indeed, any do exist. I have only heard of a few in my time, even if they seem common here. I must hope that they

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[andaclatter]

I think you'll find you're pretty fucking outranked round these parts.

[verticordious]

...Outranked?

I am still duty bound to attempt to help all those that want it, no matter how many are over me. But what do you mean by that?

[andaclatter]

Well, if you believe in more than one God, they're fucking ten-a-penny right now. There are angels about, too, or so I hear.

[verticordious]

...I believe in God, the holy father.

But Angels?

[andaclatter]

Good man yourself.

Yeah. The little fuckers are everywhere.

[verticordious]

...Pardon?

You shouldn't call them that.

[andaclatter]

Believing in one God. It's a rare fucking virtue round here.

Why not?

[verticordious]

That... Is a faint pity but not entirely unexpected.

It's not respectful.

[andaclatter]

Not respectful? Shit, son. D'you think they'll take it badly?

[verticordious]

I won't speak for them. But I believe that it is good to respect those above you.

[andaclatter]

I've never heard of angels looking for respect but I'm sure they'd fucking appreciate someone revering them.

[verticordious]

They don't have to look for it, they just deserve it.

And I do not need appreciation, as nice as it is, the knowledge of my service is enough.

[andaclatter]

Can I, like, get that in fucking writing? No, seriously.

You think all angels deserve it?

[verticordious]

You... Have it, do you not?

Unless they have fallen.

[andaclatter]

Fucking pedant.

Well, of course. They're a bunch of right proper fuckers.

[verticordious]

...You are a very strange man.

I would not describe them that way.