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[everbooming]

[Odin wakes early, as he always does, after only a few hours of sleep. He never really counts it as sleep - it's more like he closes his eyes for a moment, and suddenly it's three to four hours later and the sun is up. He's suffered from insomnia long enough that he's learned to deal with it. Sleep means dreams, and dreams usually mean connecting

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i just can't spell today

[disidentity]

I knew I left it somewhere.

is ok, bb!

[everbooming]

What happened, did you get cut off from the rest of the parade?

[disidentity]

I was feeling like taking a detour with my gay midget firetruck.

[unyeilding]

Like what?

[everbooming]

Most of my early ideas involved lighting it on fire, but I think I need to be more creative. Any ideas?

[unyeilding]

I thought you would run it over with the car.

[everbooming]

I'm still leasing.

If I set it on fire, do you think an actual fire truck will come?

[acquiredone]

I didn't know fire trucks could be gay, how can you tell?

[everbooming]

There are pink streamers. So, I don't know. Maybe it's a classy, lady fire truck.

[godofsky]

Could've been worse. Could've been a tricycle.

But you got a firetruck. Stop whining.

[everbooming]

Neighbors are going to think I've got a stash of small children somewhere, or a fetish.