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[gwynnever]

I really wish my bodyguard was around, maybe then I wouldn't have done something so stupid as trying to emulate the cool parkour tricks I saw those guys at the playground doing. Now I'm stuck typing with one hand thanks to a broken wrist.

I was doing well up until I missed that wall.

Comments

[drinksalot]

Your bodyguard won't always be there to help you make good choices, darling. How's the wrist?

[gwynnever]

My bodyguard would have at least tried to catch me when I was going full-tilt at the brick wall. In a cast.