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[mythomod]

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[anonymous]

“He’s an asshole.”
“Fenrir.”
“It’s very very fucking weird but he is. I remember that much.”
“He’s our father.”
“Not my father.”
“Your mother then, Sleipnir. There’s no reason to be contrary and there are no merits to analyzing Loki’s charac- Sleipnir get out of there. My spare chair is not a toy.”
“Make me.”
“Wonder what our Mom was like. No one talks about that.”
“Cold. We were monsters and she was cold.”
“My Mom was a horse!”
“We get it. Jesus. Thought you’d be less annoying once you figured this shit out.”
“Dog.”
“Horse.”
“Meat eater.”
“Vegetarian.”
“Boys. I had hoped to discus our strategy.”
“Strategy?”
“We need a fucking strategy now?”
“For the end of the world, brothers. With our current mortality, the four horseman, and Baldr it seems sensible-”
“I am going to bite the shit out of things. That is my strategy.”
“I promised my legions of inglorious dead to Loki however-”
“DADDY ISSUES.”
“Excuse me?”
“Hel has Daddy Issues. That's why she won't call him an asshole.”
“That is not-“
“Jesus.”
“My current parents are wonderful thank you.”
“Mine didn’t like dogs. They don’t miss me.”
“Mine are fine. Got siblings.”
“I was just-“
“Different.”
“Yeah.”
“Huh.”
“… He wasn’t an asshole. He isn't.”
“What?”
“Huh?”
“Loki. He isn’t an asshole.”
DADDY ISS- FENRIR BAD TOUCH.”
“He’s selfish. He’s illogical. And he’s our.. parent. There are so many unreliable things in this world- family should not be one of them.”
“You alright?”
“I’m fine.”
“… Asshole.”

[sprangforth]

So funny!