15 things on Merlin: The Last Dragonlord
Oh Merlin. How long will I have to wait till season 3? And my Xmas wish is for Katie McGrath's career to be at a standstill so we can has more Morgana who was seriously lacking in the S02 finale. Okay I don't really wish for that.. or maybe a little... I JUST WANT MORE MORGANA IN ANY WHICH WAY ALRIGHT? Ditto for Morgause. She was way too awesome to go poof in the mists of Avalon. Anw, my finale review just like I used to do for RH back then:
1. Dragon is being evil, very much like my poodle (the actual dog, you so naughty) when I remove both leash and collar. But why? Hasn't he been the Slash Dragon all this time and wanting a better Camelot with Arthur as king and shit? Is this like a death wish? That'd be kinda cool.
2. Yeah yeah Arthur/Gwen: cute as kittens. NEXT.
3. Yeah yeah Merlin is all pale and tragic and boy can he move those lashes. NEXT.
4. Arthur half naked AND a crotch shot? I LOVE YOU SHOW. (If at some point he passes out from fever and Merlin is too wimpy to cure him by magic I so hope Morgana apparates--yes yes wrong fandom--in all ethereal and fay and fix him good. While she's at it she can fix the hardon good as well.) Aw for Arthur's affectionate prick!manners at Merlin's emo.
5. Oh Sir-Leon-who-you-ve-been-a-glorified-extra-so-far you are so heroically dying in this eppy.
6. Plot. NEXT.
7. ZOMG IT'S LORD WHATSHISFACE FROM SECRET GARDEN. Because of him I have a thing for men with humps. Half-j/k. Also, Damn you show for ruining my fantasies. Merlin's daddy fixing the hardon is kinda.. yeah.
8. Okay fine! I'm feeling Merlin's hurt. Shut up.
9. Arthur posing as Lancelot? I want fic.
10. I understand that the special bond thing between dragon and man is trite enough to be used in porn (oops?) but it's kind of awesome. New ship: Slash dragon/Merlin. Espesh as Kilgarrah (is that right?) has more do to than be a plot device. Uther, you're a cool character but man I'm resenting your misuse of power you mofing mofo.
11. Arthur calling Merlin in his sleep? Best use of cliff hanging plot devices EVER.
12. Achy and heartwarming. It's like Merlin and daddy are having a secret love affair. Merlin happy is the cutest thing since my poodle (omg again, what is with you today?). Yeah Balinor is heading for the guillotine too. Arthur should be forbidden to sleep so damn heavily srsly.
13. Yeah... called it.
14. Seriously dragon, you are how old and behaving like a spoiled dog who got whupped and is now leaving with his tail between his legs wtf? Still sad. I'm hoping dragons can breed by parthenogenesis. Like Evolution--man that movie sucked.
15. Merlin you annoying fucking liar. I am never feeling sorry for you again. STOP GRINNING AND LYING YOU ASS.
It was kinda bad for a finale but a good episode. No progress whatsoever in relationships, or plot and not even a small cliffie except what one's been holding onto since s02e12. Have they like stopped trying to show how much a better and worthy is king Arthur than Uther? And why do the knights of Camelot have no initiative? Why not nearly enough female presence? /end whine. It's still good. Colin Morgan is kinda wasted as Merlin. But he should stop using his eyelids like pain-weighing scales.
In other news I have drained my creative instincts by making a festive-ish(kinda washed out) and satisfyingly pagan wreath made of thyme, pine, cutesy wittle bell peppers (the only fruit I found that is you know red) and Palestine oak (that's what wikipedia calls it). My hands have been scratched to hell and back. And Imma get some sleep now cause tomorrow we'll be taking my sis to the new and improved airport.
edit cause I need my space
1. Dragon is being evil, very much like my poodle (the actual dog, you so naughty) when I remove both leash and collar. But why? Hasn't he been the Slash Dragon all this time and wanting a better Camelot with Arthur as king and shit? Is this like a death wish? That'd be kinda cool.
2. Yeah yeah Arthur/Gwen: cute as kittens. NEXT.
3. Yeah yeah Merlin is all pale and tragic and boy can he move those lashes. NEXT.
4. Arthur half naked AND a crotch shot? I LOVE YOU SHOW. (If at some point he passes out from fever and Merlin is too wimpy to cure him by magic I so hope Morgana apparates--yes yes wrong fandom--in all ethereal and fay and fix him good. While she's at it she can fix the hardon good as well.) Aw for Arthur's affectionate prick!manners at Merlin's emo.
5. Oh Sir-Leon-who-you-ve-been-a-glorified-extra-so-far you are so heroically dying in this eppy.
6. Plot. NEXT.
7. ZOMG IT'S LORD WHATSHISFACE FROM SECRET GARDEN. Because of him I have a thing for men with humps. Half-j/k. Also, Damn you show for ruining my fantasies. Merlin's daddy fixing the hardon is kinda.. yeah.
8. Okay fine! I'm feeling Merlin's hurt. Shut up.
9. Arthur posing as Lancelot? I want fic.
10. I understand that the special bond thing between dragon and man is trite enough to be used in porn (oops?) but it's kind of awesome. New ship: Slash dragon/Merlin. Espesh as Kilgarrah (is that right?) has more do to than be a plot device. Uther, you're a cool character but man I'm resenting your misuse of power you mofing mofo.
11. Arthur calling Merlin in his sleep? Best use of cliff hanging plot devices EVER.
12. Achy and heartwarming. It's like Merlin and daddy are having a secret love affair. Merlin happy is the cutest thing since my poodle (omg again, what is with you today?). Yeah Balinor is heading for the guillotine too. Arthur should be forbidden to sleep so damn heavily srsly.
13. Yeah... called it.
14. Seriously dragon, you are how old and behaving like a spoiled dog who got whupped and is now leaving with his tail between his legs wtf? Still sad. I'm hoping dragons can breed by parthenogenesis. Like Evolution--man that movie sucked.
15. Merlin you annoying fucking liar. I am never feeling sorry for you again. STOP GRINNING AND LYING YOU ASS.
It was kinda bad for a finale but a good episode. No progress whatsoever in relationships, or plot and not even a small cliffie except what one's been holding onto since s02e12. Have they like stopped trying to show how much a better and worthy is king Arthur than Uther? And why do the knights of Camelot have no initiative? Why not nearly enough female presence? /end whine. It's still good. Colin Morgan is kinda wasted as Merlin. But he should stop using his eyelids like pain-weighing scales.
In other news I have drained my creative instincts by making a festive-ish(kinda washed out) and satisfyingly pagan wreath made of thyme, pine, cutesy wittle bell peppers (the only fruit I found that is you know red) and Palestine oak (that's what wikipedia calls it). My hands have been scratched to hell and back. And Imma get some sleep now cause tomorrow we'll be taking my sis to the new and improved airport.
edit cause I need my space