Twilight Book
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!
I swear, if I ever need a laugh again, I'll just go searching for the book. I have collapsed into hysterical laughter so often that my dog has snatched my mobile off the table, opened it and is a few numbers away from the local asylum. Not that it'll do him much good, as I'm out of credit. Sucker *Hysterical laughter*
I don't know what it is with her writing that makes me laugh. I think it might be what my mother said about other books she's read: Some writers have the ability to take a perfectly good story line and make it into a multi-award winner. Pratchett and Rowling come to mind. Others take a perfectly good story line and completely destroy it, and because of copyright reasons, it can't be fixed. Susan Cooper comes to mind, and Meyer is now being added to that mental list.
Aww, shit, Matchstick, I should have listened to you when it came to this book - be sure I will next time!
However, I'm glad I read it, as I needed the laugh. As is, I'm gonig to read it again, because the neighbours haven't come knocking on the door complaining about the madwoman on the loose yet.
*laughs at a rate and pitch beyond hysterical*
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Yes, it is 130 am. No, the hysterics have nothing to do with me being up so late.
*collapses laughing again*
Too ... much ... too ... much ...
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I swear, if I ever need a laugh again, I'll just go searching for the book. I have collapsed into hysterical laughter so often that my dog has snatched my mobile off the table, opened it and is a few numbers away from the local asylum. Not that it'll do him much good, as I'm out of credit. Sucker *Hysterical laughter*
I don't know what it is with her writing that makes me laugh. I think it might be what my mother said about other books she's read: Some writers have the ability to take a perfectly good story line and make it into a multi-award winner. Pratchett and Rowling come to mind. Others take a perfectly good story line and completely destroy it, and because of copyright reasons, it can't be fixed. Susan Cooper comes to mind, and Meyer is now being added to that mental list.
Aww, shit, Matchstick, I should have listened to you when it came to this book - be sure I will next time!
However, I'm glad I read it, as I needed the laugh. As is, I'm gonig to read it again, because the neighbours haven't come knocking on the door complaining about the madwoman on the loose yet.
*laughs at a rate and pitch beyond hysterical*
...
...
Yes, it is 130 am. No, the hysterics have nothing to do with me being up so late.
*collapses laughing again*
Too ... much ... too ... much ...
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And for those who want a laugh, take a look at my version of the bible, complete with Australian slang, phrases and commonplace Australian curses! It's everything religion was meant to be, and more!!! Simply click the link, scroll to the bottom of the page and click the link, "The Sacred and Most Hallowed Holly Bible"!!
Constantly updating in sporadic rates, between 1-5 days apart. Bookmark it today!
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This post hysterically brought to you by:
www.freewebs.com/rhythempoets/index.htm