002 [shine like oil on machinery]

[mythgravenblade]

The past week has been a better primer on the nature of this place than any amount of explanation and history could be. Knowing this, I have a question for those who know--what are the requisites for joining the guard?

In gratitude,
Paladin

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[stonyfaced]

This is Stoneface, and I'm the second of the Guard. Here are the conditions: You've got to be able to fight off whatever this place throws at you, and you've got to be in it for the right reasons. Most important thing is that you've got a good head on your shoulders and common sense. The Guard isn't the place for anybody who goes flying into battle headfirst with thoughts of honour and heroism on his mind. It's tedious, mindless work a lot of the time. We stand around the Hatchery and we patrol. There's no medals to be had here.

Think about that for a while, then get back to us. If you're still interested and meet the requirements, I for one would be happy for another one for the team.

[mythgravenblade]

Well met, my Lord Stoneface. I understand and would be grateful to have my work be uneventful. If you are willing to give me a chance, where should I go and when to be examined for the position?

ping!

[stonyfaced]

Just Stoneface will suffice.

You'll have to wait for a while. We like to see how the new guys react to what this place has to throw at you before making any concrete decisions.

Squee ping for what?

[mythgravenblade]

That's more than fair, sir. When and if you ever have need of me, ask.

Oh, just the title. XD Although in his case, it's, "your grace"

[stonyfaced]

The way this place works? You'll get a chance, at least. Ask again later.