01. Enter Crazy, stage left!

[mytechendsworld]

[Text]

SOS! HELP! KIDNAPPED GENIUS LOST ON THE SET OF THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! SEND HELP AND STARCHES! DOES THIS STUPID THING EVEN WORK?!

WTF is going on and why do the terrorists have Crackberries? Are we at war?! Is it the Chinese?! AL QAEDA?! What's going on?! Mayday mayday! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

THIS ISN'T MY FAULT!!!

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[bloodseal_soul]

Of course it's not your fault, it's not the fault of anyone who ends up here.

What's your name? I'm Al.

[Text] hey there o/

[mytechendsworld]

That's what I say! But you never know people always blame the programmers even when it's not their tech that's screwing up.

Topher Brink. Al's a nice normal sounding non-terroristy name. I think.

[Text] o sup

[bloodseal_soul]

I guess people like to have someone to blame. It's a shame.

Well, I never have heard of a terrorist named Al.

[Text] nada much, chilling. you?

[mytechendsworld]

They should just Blame Canada.

Me either. So you must be one of the kidnapped?

Then again I've never thought kidnappers would give their victim a way to communicate with the outside world so I'm kinda...lost here.

[Text] wondering why you were promised bacon. I have received no bacon.

[bloodseal_soul]

Why Canada?

In a sense. There's no way to go home, and they seem intent on stopping you if you really try, so I guess so.

I think the PCD's were made by the scientists, actually. They're trapped here too.

[Text] OH! DEMAND SOME! ATTACK JACKIE!

[mytechendsworld]

[ooc: bacon context]

Because they got "beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies". ..Get it? South Park?

Huh?

Rossum scientists? They're here too?

[Text] IF WE ATTACK ENMASSE IT MAY PRODUCE MORE BACON?

[bloodseal_soul]

No, not really. I'm

well, I'm from a different world than you I'm guessing.

Rossum? I don't think so. They're the scientists that created this place, but they can't get out, either. The Project.

[Text] LETS DO IT! GET THE TORCHES!!

[mytechendsworld]

Hey no judging from me. You should see it, great show you can find it all online. If we ever get out.

[failure to grasp the multiple worlds is a go!]

The project? That's a worse name than Dollhouse!

[Text] Torches don't work on pudding. :<

[bloodseal_soul]

Online as in the net? [NOT A TOTAL CULTURE FOOL BY NOW.]

It's short for Unified Universe Project. The scientists in your world have something called "Dollhouse"?

[Text]...then we BRING SPOONS!!! that are not rusty. ew.

[mytechendsworld]

Yeah what else? [Congrats!]

That sounds incredibly hippie so it must be evil. What do you mean by my world? Do I sound like an alien or something?

[Text] fldskfa we used to have a salad fingers around here somewhere

[bloodseal_soul]

I've never tried it, is it hard to use?

[Uh. Ignoring that.] No! No of course not! It's just that this place is a meeting of many different worlds, universes, and times?

No one's filled you in yet?

[Text] OMG! WIN!!!! SO MUCH WIN!

[mytechendsworld]

Ah...I don't think so? You kinda just open a web browser and search Google for whatever you want.

...What?

No?

[Text] I KNOW.

[bloodseal_soul]

... you've lost me.

Oh. I thought since Miss Bennett called you by name

[Pause]

This place is called Adstringendum. You weren't kidnapped, you were pulled into another world by a dimensional rift.

[Text] sadly this will have to end soon cause lol Bennett is DEAD in his timeline

[mytechendsworld]

--THAT IS NOT BENNETT HALVERSON!

That's just--insane! You're all insane!

[Text] oh shit fff

[bloodseal_soul]

I'm not sure what you mean but

That's the name of one of the people you were talking to. Maybe it's a different Bennett?

[Text] Ikr?

[mytechendsworld]

Don't trust her! If she says she's Bennett Halverson she's not! That's impossible--Bennett Halverson is DEAD. Claire Saunders isn't real! Don't believe them!