more one-liners
So many idiots, so few bullets.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake, plan your revenge.
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.
When I was born, devil said: Ohh, shit!... competition.
Don’t follow me (I’m lost too).
Don’t tell people about your problems. 70% of them don’t care and the rest 30% are glad.
Living is easy with eyes closed.
People say you cannot live without love… I think oxygen is more important.
It’s funny how day by day nothing changes, but after awhile when you look back, everything is different.
Good boys/girls are found in every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
It’s better to dye on your feet, than to live on your knees.
If he was half as good as he thinks he is, he’d be twice as good as he is.
Nobody is perfect. I’m nobody.
The most important thing in life is not things.
If your heart was really broken, you’d be dead so shut up.
When I’m right no one remembers, when I’m wrong no one forgets.
Save paper… don’t do homework.
Keep the school clean… stay home.
Never underestimate the stupidity of idiots.
If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
I’m not paid enough to be nice with you.
Please, don’t interrupt me when I’m ignoring you.
Teachers call it copying, we call it teamwork.
When you work nobody care, when you stop everybody stare.
I’ll try to nicer if you stop being an idiot.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
If you’ll break my heart, I’ll brake your face.
The friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. (Grace Pulpit)
Never go to bed angry, stay awake, plan your revenge.
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.
When I was born, devil said: Ohh, shit!... competition.
Don’t follow me (I’m lost too).
Don’t tell people about your problems. 70% of them don’t care and the rest 30% are glad.
Living is easy with eyes closed.
People say you cannot live without love… I think oxygen is more important.
It’s funny how day by day nothing changes, but after awhile when you look back, everything is different.
Good boys/girls are found in every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
It’s better to dye on your feet, than to live on your knees.
If he was half as good as he thinks he is, he’d be twice as good as he is.
Nobody is perfect. I’m nobody.
The most important thing in life is not things.
If your heart was really broken, you’d be dead so shut up.
When I’m right no one remembers, when I’m wrong no one forgets.
Save paper… don’t do homework.
Keep the school clean… stay home.
Never underestimate the stupidity of idiots.
If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
I’m not paid enough to be nice with you.
Please, don’t interrupt me when I’m ignoring you.
Teachers call it copying, we call it teamwork.
When you work nobody care, when you stop everybody stare.
I’ll try to nicer if you stop being an idiot.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
If you’ll break my heart, I’ll brake your face.
The friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. (Grace Pulpit)