It starts innocently when, aged 8, he performs in a school play about healthy eating. For weeks afterwards he refuses dinner if it doesn’t include cauliflower.
He’s forgotten about that when, years later, he wears a cauliflower costume as a dare to a Halloween party. He’s on edge the entire night, ridges and bumps brushing against his arms every time he moves. After a several drinks he’s sitting in a corner rubbing his florets in what could only be described as a lewd fashion.
The next day he conveniently forgets the incident, and Jess asks him on their first date.
I loved this meme. I wrote my list before reading the questions too. I hope anyone else that decides to do it does too, because it kind of kills the point if you know what they are going to be doing!
He likes dressing up as a.............. Well, I was thinking more along the lines of as a woman or as a school boy, but..Ummm....I guess cauliflower works too. LOL
YAK?
UNICORN?
BABY?
CAULIFLOWER?
WHAT?!?!?!?
This is such a cool meme. I'm doing it! (I made my list before I looked at the questions)
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He’s forgotten about that when, years later, he wears a cauliflower costume as a dare to a Halloween party. He’s on edge the entire night, ridges and bumps brushing against his arms every time he moves. After a several drinks he’s sitting in a corner rubbing his florets in what could only be described as a lewd fashion.
The next day he conveniently forgets the incident, and Jess asks him on their first date.
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You win at everything.
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clearly i have been wanting to write about this for ages, as it's the first fic i've written in months!
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Wow, cauliflowers are hot!! LOL
Your mind boggles me sometimes! hehe
(but it makes you even more awesome!!)
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I hope anyone else that decides to do it does too, because it kind of kills the point if you know what they are going to be doing!
He likes dressing up as a..............
Well, I was thinking more along the lines of as a woman or as a school boy, but..Ummm....I guess cauliflower works too. LOL
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