Mar 23, 2004 14:45
To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own....
(_) I never have been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(_) I never have been in love
(X) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(X) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(X) I never pissed on someone else
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher (Spieler - how I Love thee!)
(_) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on a significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I never have ridden an elephant
(X) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(X) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom.
(X) I have never worn undergarments not intended for my gender for a sexual thrill.
(_) I have never had a dental cavity.
(_) I have never been blindfolded.
(X) I have never had sex with a corpse.
(_) I have never smoked a cigarette.
(_) I have never called in sick to work when I just didn't feel like going.
(X) I have never failed a class
(X) I never saw a man killed. (TV doesn't count)
(_) I never lied about my age to get in somewhere.
(X) I have never done heroin.
(X) I have never had cyber sex.
(_) I have never funneled a beer.