for the PA kids
I found this on myspace. Some are lame, as usual with these lists, but #1 made me laugh so hard because it's so fuckin' true.
1. No matter how long it's been, you still refer to the otis sputmier cookies as "the best cookies ever"
2. prom king and queen was never based on popularity, ever. ...admit it, you were embarassed
3. For the girls, you spent an unreasonable amount on your prom dress.
4. For the guys, you pregamed-then got ready 5 minutes before the prom.
5. The rumors that Tony Toki drinks in his drunk, and that Rodrick is a recovering alcholic will be true no matter what the real facts are
6. if you were a freshman seeing the seniors work at the school store-you were jealous-and wondered if they got paid to do it.
7. you cut the line at lunch thinking you were stealth
8. you couldn't wait to get a PA parking pass
9. on days that were freezing, you felt as if going to school was death
10. you got absolutely obliterated before any school event hoping no one would notice. prom, homecoming-you name it.
11. "N N N Nobody messes with the astro machine"...enough said.
12. freshman year you had the unbelievable urge to cut a class, even if it was a study
13. you had an internal hate for underclassmen girls hanging out with your fellow senior best guy friends..although YOU were that girl when you were an underclassmen.
14. fights in front of the feildhouse were more fun to watch than the superbowl
15. CLIQUES? pinkerton was the worst. you were either cool, or not..end of story. and if you were cool, you met in front of the 2nd portable tree in between classes.
16. you frowned upon the awful senior pranks that were performed in past years, although youd never have the balls to do a better one due to the crazy administrators
17. when you saw an administrator running talking on their walkie talkies, you followed them-late to class or not.
18. you laughed at every new group of "ghetto" girls that would arrive each year. (they stand in front of the voc)
19. When arriving VERY late to a class, the four words that would come out of your mouth were-"there was a fight"
20. 5 days absent a quarter? 10 sounds more reasonable.
21. if you forgot your cell phone that day while in school, you felt like you were naked.
22. you couldn't wait to be a senior just for the "SICK" senior cafe.
23. girls wardrobe freshman year: tight dress pants and cute shirt
girls wardrobe sophmore year: few dress pants, jeans junior year: jeans and cute shirt
Senior year......none of the above.
25. Dildo balloons at graduation? huge blow up dolls at graduation? absolutely.
26. Although she was prob younger than you, you always got the sense Amanda Caldrone was older than you due to the massive amounts of upperclassmen she was surrounded by.
27. You said "I can't wait to get out of PA" ...yet the day of graduation you didn't want to leave the land of cookies and drama for a second.
28. (thanks to steph couture) The Arts Building will always and forever be known as "The New Building".
29. Last but not least. If you had him for an administrator Varney was the shit.
30. Senior study in the cafe was the shit. Especially since they had fresh bagles every morning
1. No matter how long it's been, you still refer to the otis sputmier cookies as "the best cookies ever"
2. prom king and queen was never based on popularity, ever. ...admit it, you were embarassed
3. For the girls, you spent an unreasonable amount on your prom dress.
4. For the guys, you pregamed-then got ready 5 minutes before the prom.
5. The rumors that Tony Toki drinks in his drunk, and that Rodrick is a recovering alcholic will be true no matter what the real facts are
6. if you were a freshman seeing the seniors work at the school store-you were jealous-and wondered if they got paid to do it.
7. you cut the line at lunch thinking you were stealth
8. you couldn't wait to get a PA parking pass
9. on days that were freezing, you felt as if going to school was death
10. you got absolutely obliterated before any school event hoping no one would notice. prom, homecoming-you name it.
11. "N N N Nobody messes with the astro machine"...enough said.
12. freshman year you had the unbelievable urge to cut a class, even if it was a study
13. you had an internal hate for underclassmen girls hanging out with your fellow senior best guy friends..although YOU were that girl when you were an underclassmen.
14. fights in front of the feildhouse were more fun to watch than the superbowl
15. CLIQUES? pinkerton was the worst. you were either cool, or not..end of story. and if you were cool, you met in front of the 2nd portable tree in between classes.
16. you frowned upon the awful senior pranks that were performed in past years, although youd never have the balls to do a better one due to the crazy administrators
17. when you saw an administrator running talking on their walkie talkies, you followed them-late to class or not.
18. you laughed at every new group of "ghetto" girls that would arrive each year. (they stand in front of the voc)
19. When arriving VERY late to a class, the four words that would come out of your mouth were-"there was a fight"
20. 5 days absent a quarter? 10 sounds more reasonable.
21. if you forgot your cell phone that day while in school, you felt like you were naked.
22. you couldn't wait to be a senior just for the "SICK" senior cafe.
23. girls wardrobe freshman year: tight dress pants and cute shirt
girls wardrobe sophmore year: few dress pants, jeans junior year: jeans and cute shirt
Senior year......none of the above.
25. Dildo balloons at graduation? huge blow up dolls at graduation? absolutely.
26. Although she was prob younger than you, you always got the sense Amanda Caldrone was older than you due to the massive amounts of upperclassmen she was surrounded by.
27. You said "I can't wait to get out of PA" ...yet the day of graduation you didn't want to leave the land of cookies and drama for a second.
28. (thanks to steph couture) The Arts Building will always and forever be known as "The New Building".
29. Last but not least. If you had him for an administrator Varney was the shit.
30. Senior study in the cafe was the shit. Especially since they had fresh bagles every morning