Naked Boys and Sex Games??
Paige might not have approved of Piper getting married to what could be evil incarnate, but she could approve of a bachelorette party to numb her mind of that very fact. So when Prue suggested she through the party Paige hopped right on board. First she made sure that P3 was closed on the Monday before the wedding. That morning Paige headed down to
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She takes a seat and glances warily at the door a few times, but is eventually reassured that it's more or less paparazzi-proof. Between her supposed past relationship with Todd (what a joke!) and her current real one with Orlando Bloom, she's being extra-paranoid about being photographed tonight.
No point worrying about that now, though. There are naked men to watch. Somewhere. Where are the naked men?
She takes a drink - from her penis straw, of course - and looks around for someone to ask.
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"I don't feel that great." Kara tells Cordelia. She's kind of tired and feeling off and when she went to have a drink (everyone else was!) that Prue took it off her. Plus, they had diet coke on tap and Kara suspected it wasn't diet coke at all. Maybe that was why she was feeling off.
Or maybe it was all the penises. She kind of never wanted to think about a penis again. Well. Not to the next time.
"Maybe, I don't know, maybe I should go. Do you think they'd let me go back at wait at the plane?"
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"If you're not feeling well, maybe someone can take you back to their house? I think Piper said we're all sleeping there tonight."
She doesn't really want Kara to go back alone, but she can understand if she doesn't feel comfortable here.
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"Do you think this is diet coke?" Kara asks and passes the glass to Cordelia. "Maybe my taste buds are off. It tastes weird."
Woah! Post-sex tastebuds! Ooooh. Maybe!!! To go along with that sore icky feeling.
... Nah. That's just stupid. It's probably Pepsi Light or some other bogus substitute. But... still...
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"Diet Pepsi. Definitely. I hate when people think calling it Coke is okay when it isn't. They're totally different!"
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"If I ask for a DC, I want a DC. Getting me a Pepsi light or Pepsi Max isn't, like, a substitute. I need to know they have no DC so I can decide if I need that fake sugar rush bad enough to suffer the gross taste? OR if I just want a mineral water or whatever."
This is probably more than Kara's said since Sunday morning. DC withdrawals do amazing things to people.
"I have a killer headache. Maybe I should see if it's okay to head back to their house. Or if not, I don't know, maybe they have a back room here where I can just go to sleep for a bit. You know, get rid of my headache? I kind of think I should have stayed home."
Nothing worse at a party than someone who isn't fitting in or having a good time. Unless they're not fitting in and not having a good time in a theatrical and entertaining way. But this isn't the case. Kara is being surprisingly low key.
... Ooooh. Maybe it's because she's a total WOMAN now.
... Nah. That's just stupid. She's probably getting a virus or something.
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Cordelia completely agrees about the Diet Coke. There is no substitute. Not at all.
"I have some aspirin in my purse if you want it."
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"Yeah, okay. Thanks."
Not even any mention of how crap asprin was and how it does nothing. Definitely a virus.
She waits for Cordelia to give her the asprin before standing up.
"I'm going to see if I can ask Piper or one of her sisters if it's okay to go out the back and lie down. I don't need a bed or anything. I'm fine to just do it on the floor, you know?"
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Cordelia looks over at where Piper and Phoebe are talking. She's starting to worry a little that it's more than just a headache that's bothering kara.
"Are you sure you're okay? I mean, other than the headache and stuff."
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"I think I might have a toothache that's causing my headache."
Kara says and it's completely true. You tend to get toothaches from clenching your jaw and all.
"I'll get it looked at after Christmas, you know, so as not to drop out of any more parties. We wouldn't be wanting to ruin my reputation as the funnest person EVER and all."
Make that the funnest person EVA. K? Thanks.
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It's clearly Pepsi. Come on... if anyone would know Kara and Cordelia would. They're the girls this stuff was made for.
"Great time, but I'm just, you know, all with the tired? I was coming to find you, actually. I have this total headache, I think I have a tooth problem or something? Anyway, I was thinking if I lie down for an hour or something then I'll so be fine again - but do you mind? Like, if you have an office or something and it's not some major imposition?"
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"Oooh, a couch. This is the Ritz."
The Ritz it aint. That's what Tucker had said. Kara has to stop obsessing about all that. It's lacking in maturity and sophistication.
"If she has some, great, if not, no biggie. I'll feel better soon, I know. Stupid teeth, I should get them all removed."
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She shudders slightly at the thought.
"But I don't think you have to worry about your reputation. I'm pretty sure missing a party or two isn't going to ruin it. We all know how fun you are. Besides, sometimes? Not going to a party is even better. It makes people wonder. Makes them think maybe you found somewhere even cooler to go."
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Cordelia always has awesome advice. Who would have known that turning down invitations could be good for your social life? Cordelia knows EVERYTHING.
"Thanks, Cordy." Kara says and then she kisses her cheek. "I'm going to go out back. Have a great party."
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