Naked Boys and Sex Games??

Dec 19, 2005 23:01

Paige might not have approved of Piper getting married to what could be evil incarnate, but she could approve of a bachelorette party to numb her mind of that very fact. So when Prue suggested she through the party Paige hopped right on board. First she made sure that P3 was closed on the Monday before the wedding. That morning Paige headed down to start setting everything up.

Prue and her decorated the club with black and red streamers, just to kill any notion that Pink would be a theme for this night. Prue laughed out loud when she opened the box of things Paige had gotten from the store, "You didn't actually buy these things did you?" "Why as a matter of fact I did! Why? There's nothing wrong with a little fun!" Paige made a silly face as she held up the plates and cups that she had bought.

"So Piper is marrying some thousand year old guy, big deal right? I mean I dated a married man once. We make mistakes, but still just because she is getting married and I have to wear pink? Doesn't mean I can't let her have a bit of fun right?" Prue shook her head at Paige, and Paige continued to pull things out of the boxes, Prue grabbed another bag from the back and brought it up to the bar, "But seriously? Who thinks of these things? Please make sure I don't get one of these." Paige laughs at Prue waving them in the air like they have the plague on them.

"Trust me. All needed for a party of this nature." Paige wasn't going to let the only party she threw like this be lame. The fact that she knew she wouldn't get married and so help her if Phoebe married Cole she would disown her, but this one at least could be fun for once. "Come on, I'll award you," Paige glanced at the package, "Uh... biggest flirt? Sound good? Or how about least likely to pass out drunk?"

That was when a package of napkins hit Paige upside the head. "You know? I think I would have really liked growing up around you. I mean... aside from the being really the youngest in the house, it would have been nice." Aww that's real sentiment here folks. Get it while you can. Still Paige continued to set up the main table while Prue checked all the liquor inventory.

Piper's Bachelorette Table was a riot. There was the tablecloth covered in tiny pictures of the male member. Classy, then add in the big centerpiece of a styrofoam penis to top that sucker off? Yeah Piper was going to kill her. Still there was all the proper attire for Piper to be bestowed upon entering.

She would be wearing her veil, lei, and bachelorette check-off t-shirt. It was all very tasteful in the not at all way. Plus? Piper would have her very own penis-bottle which was going to turn Piper as red as the streamers they had just hung.

"So you got a stripper right?"

"What's this? The girl who said no to the party wants to know about nekkid men?? Yes I hired one. Hot too. I happened to think he wasn't up for stripping, but I took care of that." Paige grins, because really she had convinced a hot actor to do it instead. She figured it was safer to use a spell and just convince him it was a good career move.

"Paige! What did you do!!"

Sticking out her tongue she pulled out the picture of Forbes March. She had been digging on the Mutant X reruns for a while now, and since she couldn't track down Victor Webster she went with him instead. Really it was a teeny spell, and there was no harm right? It wasn't her personal gain anyway. Okay maybe a teeny bit. "He'll never know, really it's harmless."

Paige put the finishing touches on the room and stood back. It looked trashy in a sexy you'll only sleep with one man for the rest of your life enjoy this sort of way.

"Perfect!"

[ooc: this takes place the monday night before Piper Halliwell's wedding to the Todd. Do not trash the place, do not kill anyone. ladies only and no children allowed. Have fun, there is booze and food and games and all the normal bachelorette things. comment notifies for me have been turned off so if I ignore you it is because i am sleeping. have fun!!]
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