[EM] The Oddest Dream

[mysweatershrunk]

Paige hadn't been sleeping too easily these last few nights. Everything that had been going on lately with her Whitelighter status, and the 'jingles' that came any time of day or night it was getting to her a bit. She had barely been able to fall asleep before she would hear one of her charges call for her and she'd have to get up and Orb away to

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[neverhit_onyou]

"Paige, what did you do?" It was nearly always a spell gone awry when Phoebe woke up in a strange place and had no idea how she'd gotten there. At least this time she wasn't naked.

She walked the hallway, feet slapping on the ground and sidestepping the occasional piece of furniture that seemed to be slowly creeping its away across the hall. When the door slammed open, Phoebe headed into the room to see Paige across the hall.

"Ha. I knew it was you." She smirked and walked into the room more, hearing a loud scraping noise suddenly as a chair started to come into the room behind her.

"Seriously. What in the HELL is going on in here? And why are we awake? And where is Piper?" She turned around, looking at the room quickly, noticing a clock melting into the table. "And why is this place going all Salvador Dahli on us?" Things twitched and moved throughout the room without good reason, and Phoebe was beginning to freak a little. "There are just so many things wrong with this."

[mysweatershrunk]

Paige glanced behind herself hoping and praying that whoever Phoebe was blaming this mess on was conveniently right behind her. Too bad no one was there, well except the coat rack that was spinning to the other side of the room.

"Heh?" she questioned then turned back to Phoebe, "Oh no. Don't go blaming this one on me! I swear I was sound asleep, and The Book? No where near me when I fell asleep! So this??" Paige gestured wildly around herself, "So not me!"

Paige hadn't actually been moving, and yet everytime she turned around to take in the room, that room seemed to be getting bigger... "Please tell me the wall is getting further away for you too?"

[neverhit_onyou]

Phoebe watched as the room pulsated then began growing, laughing nervously as Paige asked her if she was seeing it too.

"Yeah. This is... very not normal." She raised an eyebrow and moved closer toward Paige, clinging to her arm. "Okay, at least you're real." Her eyes darted around the room, wondering which thing was going to come to life next. Her question was answered as the ceiling started dropping rapidly down on top of them.

"CRAP! MOVE!" She shoved Paige toward the door she had come in through and into the hallway. The ceiling stopped dropping as soon as they made it out of the room, acending slowly back to where it belonged.

"If you didn't do this, and I didn't do this, who did??" Phoebe's eyes were wide as a duck went waddling past them in a tuxedo. It stopped, looking back at them.

"Pardon, do you know where I can get a taxicab?" The duck had a British accent. Phoebe looked at Paige, then back to the duck.

"Uh... No?"

"Cheerio!!" The duck continued in his waddle down the hallway, stopping occasionally to ask furniture

[mysweatershrunk]

Okay this was definitely not Paige's fault. There was no way all of this madness and just plain quirky was all from her head. The british accent maybe, but it wasn't her fault of she had been watching King Arthur the night before. It was just that Tristan, and Lancelot... and well Paige is single! So maybe the accent was from her mind, but the penguin? That was all Phoebe.

"Don't look at me! I swear I had nothing to do with this." Paige tipped her head to the side trying to sort out if maybe she had some back Chinese that night, but actually now that she thought about what she ate, it was soup. Nothing dream bendy-pull-Phoebe-in about soup!

"So okay talking animals aside we are in Magick School, that should at least give us somewhere to start, but where? Well other than not in the rooms with the ceiling issues? I think we should head to the main hall?"

[neverhit_onyou]

There was a penguin now? Jeez, it's birds all over the place, since Phoebe talked to a duck. [you pay the best attention EVAR!!1one ♥]"I believe you. You didn't do it. But who did, and where are they?" Phoebe looked around, wondering if Piper was going to wander up and yell at the two of them

[mysweatershrunk]

[Lack of sleep FTW!! Paige must be rubbing off on me or something!] Paige just shrugged the animal question off, and continued onward into the main hall. Of course it wouldn't be easy in whatever odd dimension they had ended up in, but still they made it to the main hall.

Normally there would be walls upon walls of books, but this looked like a scene from Ghostbusters... the first one, not the second one with the bad accent guy and the painting. The books were all in stacks, to the ceiling.

"Uh... so this? Is not going to be easy of course. You know maybe we should just try a spell to wake us up? You think that might work? I mean we are short one for power of three, but... we should at least try something?"

[neverhit_onyou]

Phoebe had no idea where to start on a spell. Sure, she liked to write them sometimes. When she felt rhymey. This moment though, she felt none to rhymey

[mysweatershrunk]

Paige laughed beneath her breath as Phoebe smacked into the bookcase, then shrunk back against her shoulders at the glare, "Sorry?"

Truthfully she had no clue what to do except start to rhyme and see what came of it all.

"So this is going to be.. interesting?"

Paige inhaled and tried to think of something in her head, counting off the rhyme of it a bit before testing it out.

"Our dreams have gone a bit wack...
how about this spell...
to help bring us back?"

Paige finished it off closing her eyes worried about what was going to happen, "Did it work?"

[neverhit_onyou]

Phoebe closed her eyes tight as Paige started to speak the spell, smirking at the verbal question mark that ended it, then cracking one eye open. When she was greeted with the two of them still in Magick School but now standing on what looked like the game board for Candy Land. When a little blue plastic players piece went wandering by and waved up at them, she sighed heavily.

"Nope." She looked over at Paige, then looked back down again, realizing that they were both standing in a square for the game board, and that there was a pile of cards for them to pull from hovering in front of them.

"Uhhhh... Maybe we're supposed to play?" She shrugged at Paige.

[mysweatershrunk]

"Great. My spell backfires and I get stuck in a board game that I was too busy being an only child to actually play." Paige huffed as she set her hands on her hips, then with a tight smirk held her hand out, "Stupid card."

The card orbed from the deck to her hand, and she flipped it over. "Double red." Then suddenly the little blue piece man came over and put his flat plastic hands all over Paige's very curvy bottom pushing her from one red square to the second one, all the while with Paige going, "Hey! HEY! Watch it mister Grabby Hands!! This game is Candy Land, not Candy Ass!!"

When she was on her new found place she turned to Phoebe. "Ha! Your turn."