The first time I met him I tried to kill him. And afterwards, he had me make him stir-fry and asked what he should name his fucking puppy. And this is a guy who's never like, sucked my cock.
Man, I got all kinds of scars and bruises that know exactly what You Could Have. The other asshole came out to play a couple rounds of fetch just before we left.
'Sup.
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..Go away.
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He doesn't scare easy, man.
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..Shit.
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...It just talked, this time. Mostly.
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