Why I Like Twitter
The ridiculousness of both me and Jackie goes through the roof.
Jackie: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES-By not being Maleficent and turning into a dragon to burn rescuing princes. I have been learned. #Disney
Me: But...but...but...rescuing princes are lame and deserve some flames!
Jackie: BY THEN YOU CAUSE FOREST FIRES! WHAT WILL YOUR FORST FRIENDS THINK
Me: MAYBE I WILL TURN INTO SOMETHING THAT SPOUTS WATER AFTERWARDS
Jackie: A SEAMONSTER! JUST DON"T RUIN THOSE REEF"S.
Me: I bet if I were Maleficent I could just turn into Cthullu and make the problem moot.
Jackie: OH MAN SANLOSS PWNS FOREST FIRE.
Last weekend I actually saw Jackie in person. The interaction 'Your mom!' 'Your face!' 'Your mom's face!' 'Your mom's mom's face!' happened more times than I can count. It was a lovely time.
Jackie: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES-By not being Maleficent and turning into a dragon to burn rescuing princes. I have been learned. #Disney
Me: But...but...but...rescuing princes are lame and deserve some flames!
Jackie: BY THEN YOU CAUSE FOREST FIRES! WHAT WILL YOUR FORST FRIENDS THINK
Me: MAYBE I WILL TURN INTO SOMETHING THAT SPOUTS WATER AFTERWARDS
Jackie: A SEAMONSTER! JUST DON"T RUIN THOSE REEF"S.
Me: I bet if I were Maleficent I could just turn into Cthullu and make the problem moot.
Jackie: OH MAN SANLOSS PWNS FOREST FIRE.
Last weekend I actually saw Jackie in person. The interaction 'Your mom!' 'Your face!' 'Your mom's face!' 'Your mom's mom's face!' happened more times than I can count. It was a lovely time.