Home Sweet Home

[mystwillow]

Well, I knew there was a reason I decided to leave Dean and come home for a week. But what was it? Was it the horribly painful dentist appointment where the dentist got one of those pointy tools stuck in my tooth? Was it getting to listen to my mother badmouth each of our family and community members ceaselessly, in shifts, throughout eternity? Or

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[toserine]

That is only reasonable in your mother's moon language. It's not just you. It's not your fault.

Chris and I have already started working on the order, type, and quantity of alcohol needed to erase this week from your memory. We would be pleased to present you with our findings on your return.

Whether or not you're back by Saturday morning, there should be joint Harry Potter reading. This can be over AIM if necessary. If you are back, it can be like a party with chocolate (and potentially kitten-cuddling during the most intense moments if held at your place). If you'd rather read jointly at my apartment, we can put the boys in whichever room we're not using, and hug them instead of the kittens.

[dragonblade415]

Your mother is crazy. You know this, we know this. Don't stress it too much. Oh, and next time she asks you to "download some karaoke to the iPod", tell her that it has to be turned off first. She probably won't have the nerve to admit that she's forgotten how to do it again after you told her the other week.

Come back on Friday evening. That way you can get drunk with us and then go and have a sinful, orgiastic all-night reading session of Harry Potter with Jen. Dean and I will get drunk and sketch on pictures of Hermione or something.

[mystwillow]

Tempting, but if I came back on Friday I'd have to wait in some horrendous line for the book, whereas here I can just loiter around the local Wal-Mart and grab one precisely at midnight. Where is Jen planning on buying hers?

[albert_gator]

OH THE LINE THATS WHATS IMPORTANT HERE RIGHT RIGHT

man imma go get drunk