himym weekly picspam 002.
Robin: Wow, Barney, why do you love that car so much?
Barney: Love it? Hold on a second (turns around) Love it? (turns back around) I hate it.
Lily: What? Why?
Barney: Why? Why? Why?! WHY?!
Ted: Let me tell 'em. It was last year during the transit strike.
Ted: Hey.
Barney: Hey! Uh, is Marshall around? I have a massage in Queens in half an hour, I need a ride.
Ted: Uh, no he's at the library all day. Just take the keys.
Barney: Oh, uhh...hey! Why don't you drive me? It'll be like a total road trip!
Ted: To Queens?
Barney: Yeah, we'll get...we'll get beef jerky, triscuits!
Ted: Uh, actually I have a lot of work to do, so.
Barney: Okay. Well, I'll cancel. See you later.
Ted: Wait! You know how to drive, right?
Barney: Wha- of course I know how to drive, I love driving. Hittin' the road...cruising the lanes...breaking, honking, love it. Except for lady drivers, haha. Don't get me started on lady drivers.
Ted: Which pedal's the gas?
Barney: Trick question.
Ted: No it's not.
Barney: Yes it is.
Ted: No it's not.
Barney: Middle...left, right? I never learned how to drive! I grew up in the city, I never had a chance.
Ted: Well guess what? You're getting your chance, because I am gonna teach you. Barney Stinson - buckle up!
Barney: This isn't right. God never meant for us to travel at such break neck speeds.
Ted: Relax. You're doing great...ignore the old lady on the Rascal, this isn't a race.
Barney: Dude! A dog!
Ted: Zich dog! Yes! One nothing.
Barney: Crap! What do I do, tell me what to do Ted!
Ted: Step on the break...sometime in the next twenty minutes.
Barney: Which...which one's the break again?
Ted: The left one.
Barney: Left. Left, oh man...left. I'm totally blanking.
Ted: Make the L's with your hands.
Barney: Oh, we're not gonna make it!
(hits the radio, 500 miles starts playing)
Ted: (laughing) Why did you just turn on the radio?
Barney: I don't know why I turned on the radio!! We're gonna die, tell me what to do Ted!!
Ted: Dude, relax, you're being crazy.
Barney: Help me Ted!!
Ted: Stop drop and roll.
Barney: I'm being serious- stop drop and roll?! I'm being serious Ted, tell me what to do!!! I'm turning the wheel now!
Ted (and Barney): SCREAMING IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Barney: Oh my goodness, AHHHH.
(Ted's laughing)
Barney: Ahhhh, ahhh, oh. I can't move...I can't...I can't feel my...wait..we're okay. We're okay.
Ted: We're okay.
Barney: It's a miracle, Teeed!
Robin: Wow, sounds like you had some accident in that car.
Ted: Actually he had two accidents if you count the fact that he...
Barney: Humina humina humina humina!