Stolen from lots of people
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I turned jahithber in for eating carbs (3 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, faeryber (-5000 points). In July on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to silentangel17 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I put money in dragonslayer655's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4723 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Mystrul