Exploiting my spammers
So check this out:
FROM NINA ROBERTS
12 BP 1046 ABIDJAN.
COTE D'IVORIE.
Dearest one,
Permit me to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship
with you , l got your name and contact through the internet here in
Abidjan and I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due
to the nature of my proposal,which requires a reputable and trustworthy
person. Someone who will be kind and sincere to me.
l am Miss Nina Roberts, the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Nelson
Roberts.My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan here, the
economic capital of Ivory Coast, he was poisoned to death by his
business associates on one of their business meeting. My mother died on the
20th october 1988 and my father took me so special because l am
motherless.
Before the death of my father on 29th november 2005 in a private
hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bedside,when I sat
down to listen to him, he started crying, why? (1) He complained that I am
too young to be managing my life with no one to take care of
me,(2)That I have not finished my university education as he planned for me, he
revealed to me that he has a sum of US$4.500.000.(FOUR MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) left in a security company here in
Abidjan, that he used my name as the only daughter for his next of kin
in deposit of the funds.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was
poisioned by his business associates , that l should seek for a GOD
fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer
this money and use it for proper investment purpose ,that I must finish
my university education by the help of a business partner abroad,that he
or she should help me obtain a resident permit in his or her country.
He also gave a standing instrution to the company that the deposit must
be transferred outside this country. According to my father,the money
was deposited as art works to avoid attracting attention to the
deposit.
Sir, I am now ready to do all these since my father my bread winner is
no more. Sir l am honourable seeking your assistance in the following
ways.
(1) To serve as my guardian in your country while I will depend on your
expert advise since l am a girl of 19 years.
(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to
further my university education and to secure a residential permit for
me in your country.
Moreover sir, l am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as
compensation for your assistance in the transfer of this deposit to your
country. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l
believed that this project would be concluded within seven days you
signify interest to assist me by contacting the security company.
Hoping to hearing from you soon. May God bless you as you extend your
helping hand to the needy.
Best wishes
Nina Roberts.
BAHAHAHA!
...I think I'm going to write a story about her.
Also, I am not a sir!