The Daily Post | Top story: Kenneth Bergeron accused of
displaying flagrant homosexuality
10-29-2004
Top story
Neighborhood
in shock as Kenneth Bergeron is accused of displaying flagrant
homosexuality
NEW YORK - "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the opossum," Kenneth Bergeron told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of New York Hospital. Bergeron, and homosexual partner "Robby Fags", had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up the rectum and slipped Cyphers,our Opossum,in," Ken explained. "As usual, Robby shouted out "TITTIES", my cue that Robby had enough. I tried to retrieve Cyphers but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match,thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Bergeron's hair and severely burning Bergeron's face. It also set fire to the opossum's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the beast out like a cannonball."
Bergeron suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the giant furry beast, while Robby Fags suffered first and second degree burns to the crack of his ass and lower intestinal tract.
The Daily Post | Top story: Kenneth Bergeron accused of
displaying flagrant homosexuality
10-29-2004
Top
story
Neighborhood
in shock as Kenneth Bergeron is accused of displaying flagrant
homosexuality
NEW YORK - "In retrospect,
lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the
opossum," Kenneth Bergeron told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of
New York Hospital. Bergeron, and homosexual partner "Robby Fags",
had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone
seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up the rectum and slipped Cyphers,our Opossum,in," Ken explained. "As usual, Robby shouted out "TITTIES", my cue that Robby had enough. I tried to retrieve Cyphers but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match,thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference,
a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a
pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting
Bergeron's hair and severely burning Bergeron's face. It also set fire
to the opossum's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket
of gas further up the intestine, propelling the beast out like a cannonball."
Bergeron suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the
impact of the giant furry beast, while Robby Fags suffered first and second degree burns to the crack of his ass and lower intestinal tract.
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