I'm thinking...
By July, if I'm not in Americorps, then I don't want to stay at the Grand Canyon, because, while there, I am an unhappy person the majority of the time, though I'm usually unhappy, the majority's a little too big there, and because I'm so far stuck with masturbating room mates or guys who are never around except to snub me for whatever he's doing, so I might move back to Atlanta because a temp agency told me I can make about thirteen dollars an hour around here for an office instead of having to mop the floor THE FLOOR EVERYBODY IS WALKING ON PS because I was drinking a job-permitted cup of coffee. He also said, "you missed a spot," pointing somewhere, then when I went over there said, "I was just kidding." This was right after his friend said it and wasn't kidding, so. My eye is twitching a little. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
So, don't tell me who, but out of curiosity do you guys know anyone looking for a room mate who's a good guy and will keep the living room and kitchen clean and can cook pretty well once in a while? Just, like, in the abstract, will these people exist around July? What do you think? I make 6.50 an hour and gas costs 3.20 out there. Probably 3.30 by now. The nearest town is beautiful historic buildings that are all filled with birkenstocks and other bullshit hippies like because, even though they've completely overrun the area and drained it of its individuality they did it before Wal-Mart got to. Whoopee. Save me.
So, don't tell me who, but out of curiosity do you guys know anyone looking for a room mate who's a good guy and will keep the living room and kitchen clean and can cook pretty well once in a while? Just, like, in the abstract, will these people exist around July? What do you think? I make 6.50 an hour and gas costs 3.20 out there. Probably 3.30 by now. The nearest town is beautiful historic buildings that are all filled with birkenstocks and other bullshit hippies like because, even though they've completely overrun the area and drained it of its individuality they did it before Wal-Mart got to. Whoopee. Save me.