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spring break is at midpoint and i must say that i've had a good break so far. first and foremost i went camping which was GREAT!! i loved it. i didn;t think i would be able to survive but i did, thank god. as good as it was though, that shit is for white people!! us miami hispanics aren;t cut out to be there too long..lol
on friday i went to go buy the food and no one can help us fit it in their car so we had to stash it all in binky's saab. oh my! rosy didn;t fit so she was gonna stay and everything. we looked like we stold a supermarket. binky was like, if we were in somalia we'd be taken for ransom for all the food we're carrying...lmao. so after a 3 hour drive and all the missions we finally get to the camp site like at 8. as soon as we get there binky hit a car..lmao. we didn;t know if we hit it or not, actually, we thought we hadn't so we just pulled off driving but then security trakced us down. the guy didnt even know that we hit his car. it was his neighbor that went and called him. it turns out to be an old man that couldnt even see well. blah blah everything turned out fine.
that nite was so frkn cold!!! it was in the 40s. seriously i thought we were gonna die from hypothermia. leigh aka mountain woman as i like to call her made a camp fire which was awesome. had to be the gringa to do it...lmao. we made smores, bar b q, set up the tent and all that good stuff.
saturday we were suppose to go canoeing. oh my sweet baby jesus what an adventure that turned out to be. so it was me binky and morgan in a canoe. mind u, i can't swim and bianca is super nervous and had had a seizure feeling earlier. as soon as we set out i see 3 of my girls fall into the water cuz their canoe flipped. now let me tell u. this is a REAL river. like the water is brown, trees are everywhere, and their are alligators. so we see that they're practically drowning, NO JOKE!! we then stop to help them but we hit a tree in doing that. we almpost flipped over. at this point i'm super scared of it flipping over and i'm hearing the other girls screaming for help in teh background. binky doesnt stop screaming everytime the canoe would move and i would just snap back at her! she got me even more nervous when she said that she was scared of getting a seizure in the middle of teh trip because it was too much for her. at this point the other girls that flipped had swam about 100 yards in teh middle of the river to get to shore. meanwhile we're stuck in teh tree and we couldn;t see anyone so we start screaming for help. we finally see a group of our girls walking so we screamed for help. they came and finally pulled our canoe to shore. turned out that anotehr group of girls tried to help the first canoe (vp, po, laura) but in doing so they flipped!
this is where the fun began. so 12 city slicker sorority girls are now stuck in the wilderness!!!! yeah, we were like a serial kiler rapists' thanksgiving feast! we thought of just walking along the river to find out way back but we couldnt because it would cut into swamps and other water holes or w/e. we jumped a fence to try and find a trail but as we started walking we ended up at the fence again. it was super fun at first as we were cracking jokes, eating our snacks, and making shoes out of wheaties boxes and shirts for the girls that had lost thei sandals in the water. yeah, after like an hour we're like ok this isn;t cool anymore. there's no one there. we felt like we were on survivor or seomthing. we were scared of it getting dark and realy getting hypothermia because it gets really cold at night and we were in beach clothes. soooo, morgan, michi, and lauren then go back to a creepy cement house that was there to see if they could find people. it was in the middle of a whole bunch of tree surrounded by barbed wire. dude, it was stuff that u only find in scary movies. so they go through the wire and somehow started screaming for help. finally we see two cars pull up so we start screwaming and running after them. it was two ladies that lived on teh other side of teh woods that said they heard screaming. so we tell them our story and their like we'll take u back to the camp grounds we just need to go back to the house to get our license. then we're like "but we have to wait for the 3 girls that went to the creepy house" and one of them wa like "oh my husband prob already caught them" and we're like "CAUGHT???!!!" so w/e they finally took us back to the campgrounds. the people were from some wierd crhistian sect that were almost amish. they made their own clothes, home schooled their kids, named their kids with israeli names and a whole bunch of other stuff. if it wasn't for them we'd still be there. oh yeah and to make thing better they told us that a 12 ft alligator lived exactly by one of the swamps we were by. mind u i popped a squat right next to the pond not knowing that that could be the last pee i could ever take!..lol
so yeah that to me was my camping hilite! troop berverly hills/brothers to the rescue!!!! wat wat ! i earned my wilderness patch bias...lol
on friday i went to go buy the food and no one can help us fit it in their car so we had to stash it all in binky's saab. oh my! rosy didn;t fit so she was gonna stay and everything. we looked like we stold a supermarket. binky was like, if we were in somalia we'd be taken for ransom for all the food we're carrying...lmao. so after a 3 hour drive and all the missions we finally get to the camp site like at 8. as soon as we get there binky hit a car..lmao. we didn;t know if we hit it or not, actually, we thought we hadn't so we just pulled off driving but then security trakced us down. the guy didnt even know that we hit his car. it was his neighbor that went and called him. it turns out to be an old man that couldnt even see well. blah blah everything turned out fine.
that nite was so frkn cold!!! it was in the 40s. seriously i thought we were gonna die from hypothermia. leigh aka mountain woman as i like to call her made a camp fire which was awesome. had to be the gringa to do it...lmao. we made smores, bar b q, set up the tent and all that good stuff.
saturday we were suppose to go canoeing. oh my sweet baby jesus what an adventure that turned out to be. so it was me binky and morgan in a canoe. mind u, i can't swim and bianca is super nervous and had had a seizure feeling earlier. as soon as we set out i see 3 of my girls fall into the water cuz their canoe flipped. now let me tell u. this is a REAL river. like the water is brown, trees are everywhere, and their are alligators. so we see that they're practically drowning, NO JOKE!! we then stop to help them but we hit a tree in doing that. we almpost flipped over. at this point i'm super scared of it flipping over and i'm hearing the other girls screaming for help in teh background. binky doesnt stop screaming everytime the canoe would move and i would just snap back at her! she got me even more nervous when she said that she was scared of getting a seizure in the middle of teh trip because it was too much for her. at this point the other girls that flipped had swam about 100 yards in teh middle of the river to get to shore. meanwhile we're stuck in teh tree and we couldn;t see anyone so we start screaming for help. we finally see a group of our girls walking so we screamed for help. they came and finally pulled our canoe to shore. turned out that anotehr group of girls tried to help the first canoe (vp, po, laura) but in doing so they flipped!
this is where the fun began. so 12 city slicker sorority girls are now stuck in the wilderness!!!! yeah, we were like a serial kiler rapists' thanksgiving feast! we thought of just walking along the river to find out way back but we couldnt because it would cut into swamps and other water holes or w/e. we jumped a fence to try and find a trail but as we started walking we ended up at the fence again. it was super fun at first as we were cracking jokes, eating our snacks, and making shoes out of wheaties boxes and shirts for the girls that had lost thei sandals in the water. yeah, after like an hour we're like ok this isn;t cool anymore. there's no one there. we felt like we were on survivor or seomthing. we were scared of it getting dark and realy getting hypothermia because it gets really cold at night and we were in beach clothes. soooo, morgan, michi, and lauren then go back to a creepy cement house that was there to see if they could find people. it was in the middle of a whole bunch of tree surrounded by barbed wire. dude, it was stuff that u only find in scary movies. so they go through the wire and somehow started screaming for help. finally we see two cars pull up so we start screwaming and running after them. it was two ladies that lived on teh other side of teh woods that said they heard screaming. so we tell them our story and their like we'll take u back to the camp grounds we just need to go back to the house to get our license. then we're like "but we have to wait for the 3 girls that went to the creepy house" and one of them wa like "oh my husband prob already caught them" and we're like "CAUGHT???!!!" so w/e they finally took us back to the campgrounds. the people were from some wierd crhistian sect that were almost amish. they made their own clothes, home schooled their kids, named their kids with israeli names and a whole bunch of other stuff. if it wasn't for them we'd still be there. oh yeah and to make thing better they told us that a 12 ft alligator lived exactly by one of the swamps we were by. mind u i popped a squat right next to the pond not knowing that that could be the last pee i could ever take!..lol
so yeah that to me was my camping hilite! troop berverly hills/brothers to the rescue!!!! wat wat ! i earned my wilderness patch bias...lol