how many drinks does it take to be tipsy

[mysticxf]

I dunno, but I had seven shots of green stuff that I was told was Absolute with something Sweet and Sour and something else Sweet and Sour and then three Jello shots made from the same stuff and all I am is cold and sleepy. This St. Patrick's Day thing is way overrated.

Up side, I can now say I have had Jello shots!