Confessions of a Hotel Night Auditor

Aug 26, 2010 01:18

Good Evening, Thank you for calling my Hotel (and giving me something to do in the middle of the night) this is your Friendly Night Auditor, how can I help you?"

"Is this Pizza Hut?"

Why do I even bother?

*headdesk*

Insert sweet voice here (now you should be frightened..)  "I'm sorry, it's not."

"Then what is it?"

SERIOUSLY?!?

"You've reached my fantabulous hotel."

"O, I think I dialed the wrong number"  click.

D'OH!
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