Pearl quotes
Random quotes I have for Pearl, for reference:
Pearl: This plant looks really thirsty!
Nick: I've already watered it..
Pearl: Mr. Watering Can, where are you...?
Nick: I hope Charley can survive typhoon Pearls...
Pearl: What can I do? Do you want me to get you a book, or read something to you? .......
Phoenix: ??
Pearl: Um... those books are too high for me to reach, and I can't read them...
Gumshoe: Hey! I'm tall enough to reach those books AND I can read them!
(on Franziska, during JFA case 2)
Pearl: I can't let her get away with bullying Mystic Maya like that!
Pearl: I'm gonna to cast a curse on her!
Phoenix: Ack! C-Can spirit mediums really do that...?
Pearl: Actually... no, I guess not.
Pearl: Grr... I have to find something I can do, then...
Phoenix: (When they're mad, the women of the Fey family could give Medusa a run for her money...)
(after finding out Franziska was shot during Case 4)
Pearl: Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!
Pearl: Oh, look at the cute bear!
Bear: GROOOOOOOOOARRRR!
Pearl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Phoenix: Pearls, did you walk all the way here?
Pearl: *gasp* Of course not... I ran!
Phoenix: (Oh dear...)
Maya Fey: Pearly, didn't you take that train?
Pearl: Huh? What's a "tray-in"?
Phoenix: (If it takes two hours by train... oh dear, dear...)
Maya Fey: Hey Nick, could you take Pearly home for me?
Phoenix: Sure, hey Pearls, you ready to buy some tickets?
Pearl: Huh? A tik-ket?
Phoenix: (Poor thing... So sheltered.)
Pearl: And then, that snobby woman with the ruffly clothes...
Phoenix: (Ruffly... Oh, she means Franziska...)
Pearl: She had such a bad attitude! She acted like she had already decided that Mystic Maya did it... I'm going to tell her what I think of her tomorrow!
Phoenix: (I wouldn't miss tomorrow's trial for the world...)
(Talk to Pearl about prosecutors)
Pearl: Why was that woman bullying Mystic Maya?
Phoenix: Well, she's the opposite of a lawyer -- a prosecutor, so her job is to prove people guilty. They don't care if someone's innocent. All they care about is if they win.
Pearl: Th-That's terrible! B-But... she's a really good prosecutor with a heart on the inside, right?
Phoenix: ... There's no one like that. All prosecutors are the same. ... Well, "he" might've become a good guy... eventually.
Pearl: "He"? Who are you talking about Mr Nick? Is it that person Mystic Maya was talking about? Mr Eh-ji-werth...?
(And who can forget the beginning of Turnabout Big Top)
Maya Fey: Yeah! Max Galactica! He was absolutely fabulous!
Pearl: Huh? ... What? Max...
Maya Fey: Max Galactica! The world's greatest Magician!
Pearl: A magic-ician?
Maya Fey: No, a magician.
Pearl: Umm... Mr. Nick.
Phoenix: Huh? What is it Pearls?
Pearl: Does magic have anything to do with channeling spirits?
Phoenix: (I don't think it has anything to do with channeling.) You don't know about magic, do you Pearls?
Pearl: I'm sorry...
(meeting Phoenix)
Pearl: Mystic Mia was your teacher, right?
Pearl: I'm sure she was a great Master of Lawyers.
(end of JFA, to Phoenix)
Pearl: I heard the Gatewater was a popular honeymoon destination....So I booked you and Mystic Maya the suite.
(JFA case 4, probably inaccurate, when you inspect Corrida's laptop et al.)
Pearl: I know what a laptop is, Mr. Nick!
Phoenix: (For a second there I thought I was talking to Maya, not Pearls...)
(Names she gives characters:)
Phoenix = "Mr. Nick"
Maya = "Mystic Maya"
Mia = "Mystic Mia"
Gumshoe = "Mr. Scruffy Detective"
Edgeworth = "Mr Eh-ji-werth" (although by now, IMO, she can pronounce the name!)
Pearl: This plant looks really thirsty!
Nick: I've already watered it..
Pearl: Mr. Watering Can, where are you...?
Nick: I hope Charley can survive typhoon Pearls...
Pearl: What can I do? Do you want me to get you a book, or read something to you? .......
Phoenix: ??
Pearl: Um... those books are too high for me to reach, and I can't read them...
Gumshoe: Hey! I'm tall enough to reach those books AND I can read them!
(on Franziska, during JFA case 2)
Pearl: I can't let her get away with bullying Mystic Maya like that!
Pearl: I'm gonna to cast a curse on her!
Phoenix: Ack! C-Can spirit mediums really do that...?
Pearl: Actually... no, I guess not.
Pearl: Grr... I have to find something I can do, then...
Phoenix: (When they're mad, the women of the Fey family could give Medusa a run for her money...)
(after finding out Franziska was shot during Case 4)
Pearl: Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!
Pearl: Oh, look at the cute bear!
Bear: GROOOOOOOOOARRRR!
Pearl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Phoenix: Pearls, did you walk all the way here?
Pearl: *gasp* Of course not... I ran!
Phoenix: (Oh dear...)
Maya Fey: Pearly, didn't you take that train?
Pearl: Huh? What's a "tray-in"?
Phoenix: (If it takes two hours by train... oh dear, dear...)
Maya Fey: Hey Nick, could you take Pearly home for me?
Phoenix: Sure, hey Pearls, you ready to buy some tickets?
Pearl: Huh? A tik-ket?
Phoenix: (Poor thing... So sheltered.)
Pearl: And then, that snobby woman with the ruffly clothes...
Phoenix: (Ruffly... Oh, she means Franziska...)
Pearl: She had such a bad attitude! She acted like she had already decided that Mystic Maya did it... I'm going to tell her what I think of her tomorrow!
Phoenix: (I wouldn't miss tomorrow's trial for the world...)
(Talk to Pearl about prosecutors)
Pearl: Why was that woman bullying Mystic Maya?
Phoenix: Well, she's the opposite of a lawyer -- a prosecutor, so her job is to prove people guilty. They don't care if someone's innocent. All they care about is if they win.
Pearl: Th-That's terrible! B-But... she's a really good prosecutor with a heart on the inside, right?
Phoenix: ... There's no one like that. All prosecutors are the same. ... Well, "he" might've become a good guy... eventually.
Pearl: "He"? Who are you talking about Mr Nick? Is it that person Mystic Maya was talking about? Mr Eh-ji-werth...?
(And who can forget the beginning of Turnabout Big Top)
Maya Fey: Yeah! Max Galactica! He was absolutely fabulous!
Pearl: Huh? ... What? Max...
Maya Fey: Max Galactica! The world's greatest Magician!
Pearl: A magic-ician?
Maya Fey: No, a magician.
Pearl: Umm... Mr. Nick.
Phoenix: Huh? What is it Pearls?
Pearl: Does magic have anything to do with channeling spirits?
Phoenix: (I don't think it has anything to do with channeling.) You don't know about magic, do you Pearls?
Pearl: I'm sorry...
(meeting Phoenix)
Pearl: Mystic Mia was your teacher, right?
Pearl: I'm sure she was a great Master of Lawyers.
(end of JFA, to Phoenix)
Pearl: I heard the Gatewater was a popular honeymoon destination....So I booked you and Mystic Maya the suite.
(JFA case 4, probably inaccurate, when you inspect Corrida's laptop et al.)
Pearl: I know what a laptop is, Mr. Nick!
Phoenix: (For a second there I thought I was talking to Maya, not Pearls...)
(Names she gives characters:)
Phoenix = "Mr. Nick"
Maya = "Mystic Maya"
Mia = "Mystic Mia"
Gumshoe = "Mr. Scruffy Detective"
Edgeworth = "Mr Eh-ji-werth" (although by now, IMO, she can pronounce the name!)