quotations and funny things from trip to Mark's, part 1

Jan 28, 2008 11:36

"Sko, Sko, Sko!" = Let's go!

"We have to pass through Manchesthair to get to Eastwestmuffin." = Manchester; Eastman, Wisconsin

Julie: "I don't know why baked goods are so cute."

Jessica: "I'm done with the runs now."
Julie: "Yeah, there's a big pile under the table."
= 'runs' in Phase 10 card game.

"1...2...3...4...5..." = timing turns in Phase 10 so no one takes too long

Apples to Apples: "Peaceful = In a coma" ; "Perfect = Vietnam, 1968 (bunch of innocent people killed)"

"Chocolate mastitis milk / can we make some cottage cheese with it?"

When Jessica screwed Julie over in Phase 10 -- "Jessica, that really hurt...it's still hurting!" = like 'Charlie bit me' youtube video.

Rudy jumping in the snow like a pony or bunny.

Selections at dorky Irish pub: "Munchy Basket; Hot Diggity Ham; Prairie Dog w/ choice of toppings (?!?!?) ; Cheeseburger in Prairie-dise"

Someone: "If you had to have one of us as your child / be their parent, who would you choose?"
Answers: "Drunk Julie" ; "Thang because he's so small"

Someone: "Let's play spin the bottle!"
Someone else: "Yeah, let's play spin the bottle with Mark, his mom, and his sister!"

Jessica using math all the time in everyday life, to win.

"Whisken-sin" = Wisconsin

"Prairie Douchin' is the best douchin' ever!" = Prairie Du Chien

Julie: "I might have to eat him." (referring to Mark's puppy if it was too cute)

Julie's offer to buy Mark's parents' entire property for $500-600.

Rudy / Julie's big fat hairy foot ... which one is touching your foot under the table?

Whenever someone asks whose turn it is because we're sitting around doing nothing, it's always Julie's turn. (because she's slow)

"1TDP7, front blower on a 5500." ...
"Why didn't the regular furnace come on then?"
"Because I have the regular furnace turned down because it was running too much" = Mark's mom and dad, trying to get heat fixed

Mark's mom: "We travel through Fairyville to get to the pizza place and then we'll go up the hill and 'come out' at Gay's Mills."

Body convulsion = what you do instead of laughing when something is way too cute or funny for just laughing

Dustin (to Julie) = "What time does your name start with?"

Sign near weird little area where Mark lives: "Turtle Traps - $39.99"

Rabbit hunt = you kill ten rabbits and weigh 'em, then you win $180 = what they do for fun in weird area where Mark lives.

Jessica: "My feet are really cold."
Julie: "Put your feet on Dustin's upper thigh...somewhere that's warm."
Dustin: (outraged) "Why don't you put YOUR 'upper feet' on Thang's thigh?"

..to be continued..
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