001. LOLOL, I AM NOT LOST.

[mysticise]

[After fiddling with her DreamBerry for a good ten minutes, Maya finally decides to turn it on. She waves her hand in front of the screen to make sure it's recording.]

Okay, this is Maya Fey trying to send a message! Who knows where I am?!?!

[She swings her arm in order for the DreamBerry to record her environement. From the European cottages

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[lookatmybadge]

Maya!?

I'm looking for you, I'm looking for y-!

Wait, I know where you are! Okay, look, just... stay still. Don't move. At all.

[mysticise]

Nick?! NIIIIICK!

If I stand any stiller I'm going to be mistaken for a statue! Bring some food too!

[lookatmybadge]

I don't have any food!

(She does realize statues don't talk, doesn't she?)

[mysticise]

Do you want me to starve?! But I'm really hungry, Nick!

[lookatmybadge]

No, but--

Do you want food or do you want me to find you!?

[mysticise]

I want both! Couldn't you just put all the food in a bag and then find me? It's not that hard!

[lookatmybadge]

(What does she think I am, an errand boy!?)

[Siiiiiiiiiigh.]

Fine. Uh, let me just get you your burgers-- the usual, right?-- and then I'll find you.

[mysticise]

You're the greatest, Nick! Now, hurry up. I can't stand around here forever.

[lookatmybadge]

Yeah, yeah.

(And now I know I have 'mug' written across my forehead. Ugh.)

I'll be there in about, uuuuh. 10 minutes?

[mysticise]

Ten minutes?! Can't you run and get in here in five?

[lookatmybadge]

No! I'm on the other side of Somarium, jeez!

[mysticise]

Huh? What are you doing all the way over there in... Somarium?!

[lookatmybadge]

That's-

Uh, okay. I'm guessing I'm the first person to talk to about all of this, huh? Just... stay where you are. I'll be there soon, and I'll explain everything.

Okay?

[mysticise]

Okay, okay! I'll be here waiting.